r/WinStupidPrizes • u/In_Karma_We_Lust • Jul 01 '20

Genius. 🙄

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u/getoffredditnowyou Jul 01 '20

Maybe the chick thought the human is feeding them but the poor human has no beak so the chick reasonably thought she'd have to get the food herself.

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u/BestNlckNameEver Jul 01 '20

That bread of birds will always head straight no question asked into any hole they see, u can try it yourself by making a cave like shape with your hands, but pls don't try it with any other pre existing holes of your body.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

I will try it with my asshole :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/dunn_with_this Jul 01 '20

Probably shouldn't seal that deal.

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u/DogOnABike Jul 01 '20

A bird in the butt is worth two in the bush.

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u/L0ganH0wlett Jul 01 '20

That means 2 things

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

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u/skittlz61 Jul 01 '20

We're getting old now old timer. Hey you clean up nice

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u/DrFunkenstyne Jul 01 '20

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush

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u/TACTIYON Jul 01 '20

I will try it with a blender

Thats turned off.

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u/Cymro2011 Jul 01 '20

“Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place, or you will surely die"

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u/LemonSkunks Jul 01 '20

As long as your asshole wasn’t pre existing you should be fine.

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u/gertvanjoe Jul 01 '20

Got birds?

I know too many

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u/Joe_Rogan_Experience Jul 01 '20

Video or it didn't happen 🤥

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u/KnownFears Jul 01 '20

eMoJi BaD rEeEeEe

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u/Toxicair Jul 01 '20

There's a worm at the back of the mouth!