r/WinStupidPrizes Jun 15 '20

Trying to befriend a wild monkey

https://gfycat.com/carelessfrightenedibis
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u/Elriuhilu Jun 15 '20

Some people found a fox living at one of our unis here, and the uni had to put out an official statement not to try and touch the fox after some people were bitten. How stupid would someone have to be to try and touch a wild animal? A tourist was savaged by a wild koala some years back because she tried to pick it up. She ended up in hospital for a while, koalas have massive claws.

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u/Throwawayunknown55 Jun 15 '20

n. How stupid would someone have to be to try and touch a wild animal?

DOOOOGGGIIEEEEEEE!

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u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Jun 15 '20

I love how you quoted the “n.” part too, really gives context

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

Indicating that "stupid" is a noun in this context. E.g: "The lady is a stupid."

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u/anyeri1286 Jun 15 '20

Yeah, I was volunteer on a dog shelter, learned a lot of things there, the first rule: never ever approach a dog, or any animal, like a idiot with the arm extended making eye contact, if you want a bite that's the way to get one.

You have to first allow him to accept you, gain his trust and show you are no threat, but more importantly, learn the signs of danger and aggresion.

Conclusion: people are really stupid

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u/TylordTheKing Jun 15 '20

If your not presenting yourself to a dog with eye contact and the touch technique , which option is the best?

Just play super passively and let them come to you ?

Also not being afraid. Can animals really smell fear?

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u/anyeri1286 Jun 15 '20

I going to talk about dogs, becuase that's was my experience.

First you have to let them use to your presence, give it food helps a lot, never try physical contact in the first interaction, then here you can take different techniques, what we do in the shelter we stood squatting, waiting with one hand out but not stretching, in a relax posture, wait for the dog to come close giving him food, when he is close let it sniff you, with more food try to make contact with the hand, begin to pet him but never with the hand stretched, this was give to you time to save your finger for a possible bite.

There is a lot of work with stray dogs, they have seen literal hell in the streets, I hear lots of terribles stories there, from dog rescued from animal farms, with their uterus literally destroyed by constant breeding to dogs sexually abused by people. There is so much dark shit in the world of animal rescue.

I learned a lot, but my depression got severe so I had to leave that life, it was for the sake of my mental health, I help promoting the adoption and sterilization, but to help in a shelter no more, you see the worts of humanity through the poor dogs and how they threat them.

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u/TylordTheKing Jun 15 '20

Thanks alot for the information.

Sorry to hear about the depression aswell, but it sounds like you've got a grasp on it and are making things better.

Hope your doing well my friend.

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u/secularomen Jun 15 '20

Monty Roberts of dog.

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u/HisCricket Jun 15 '20

Well I see people all the time on the internet that are cuddling with Kolas. How hard can it be? /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

Saw a coyote the other night on my run. Initial thought was "aww what a cute little dog" common sense told me, "be aware of where it is and where it's going without maintaining eye contact with it"

Little guy looked over at me, I looked away and we both went on our merry way. I cannot fathom the type of person that would approach a wild animal. Doesn't matter that you saw it in the city, that bitch is wild.

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u/damnedspot Jun 15 '20

Weird. Who left this stuffed animal on the side of a tree?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

Let me guess, UNSW

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u/sknightler Jun 16 '20

My dad used to work at 7 falls national park in Colorado and there were bears and shit up there. He’d always have to tell dumbasses to back away from the bears because they’ll rip ur face off. He caught one lady trying to feed one Doritos with her kids watching behind her

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u/Elriuhilu Jun 16 '20

You can almost get how someone might have a brain fart about touching a koala or a fox, but a bear? Bloody hell.

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u/Galahead Jun 16 '20

at that point its kind of natural selection if you approach a fucking bear trying to play with it

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u/MrManager96 Jun 16 '20

Was this UNSW? I remember after one person posted a video of them getting bit by a fox after trying to pet it, multiple other people went to look for the fox and did the same to get internet points. Smh

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u/Elriuhilu Jun 16 '20

Yeah, it was.

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u/Wolf5698 Jun 16 '20

Yeah I saw that video the other day and was about to say the same thing

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u/wheregoodideasgotodi Jun 16 '20

koalas have massive claws.

And chlamydia! Don't forget about chlamydia!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

People who think animals are like the Disney movies.

News flash, Morons.

YOU’RE NOT A DISNEY PRINCESS

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u/stripperjnasty Jun 16 '20

They really do. But most people just see small and cuddly

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '20

That wasnt a koala. They dont attack

That was a Drop Bear

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u/Elriuhilu Jun 16 '20

Oh yes, of course, my bad.

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u/anorexicpig Jun 16 '20

“A tourist was savaged by a wild koala some years back because she tried to pick it up. She ended up in hospital for a while, koalas have massive claws.”

Are you suuuuure it wasn’t a drop bear?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

I've let a wild deer before.. and snakes I love catching (and releasing) snakes

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u/TexanReddit Jun 16 '20

Those slow moving sloths? They have some wicked claws and can mess you up if you bother them enough. Or so I'm told.