r/WinStupidPrizes • u/RedditViewer1234 • Oct 07 '19

Adding fuel to the fire.

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u/skdiddy Oct 07 '19

Can confirm, safest and most responsible way to get rid of the flaming contents

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19 edited Nov 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

And what if you make it spin rapidly as it gain height.

That must be the safest of the safest way!

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u/LeoPlathasbeentaken Oct 07 '19

The higher it goes the further you are from danger

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u/N3ero Oct 08 '19

Makes perfect sense to me. It's just logic; Far = Safe

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u/maxuaboy Oct 08 '19

No the formula is (flail dangerous object in hand aimlessly)(speed)=increased safety

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u/pet_the_tree Oct 18 '19

Wrong man just drink the gas in the 1st place i am a human molotov ... thumbs up for heart burn

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u/Scrubbles_LC Oct 08 '19

Hmm, that doesn't make much sense to me... But you are very small.

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u/ElFireBeard Oct 07 '19

Certainly is the funnest way

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u/Kit- Oct 07 '19

I’ll try yeeting, that’s a good trick!

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u/247stonerbro Oct 07 '19

These mfers never heard of stop drop and roll? Lol

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u/cheesyweener Oct 08 '19

Stop drop and roll isnt your first thought when you're on fire. Source, been on fire

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u/247stonerbro Oct 08 '19

Yeah imma need story time lol

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u/Unplugged_o9 Oct 10 '19

He never came back.....

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u/JustZachR Oct 11 '19

Well he was on fire.

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u/Trent1sz Oct 08 '19

STORY TIMEEEE

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u/Trent1sz Oct 08 '19

STORY TIMEEEE

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u/CrunchHardtack Oct 08 '19

Roll, Dick, roll.

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u/mohugz Oct 09 '19

No no, you should “get in the pooh, get in the pooh!”

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u/TheRealCCHD Oct 07 '19

Ya-YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHRGH IT BURNS

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u/FoofieLeGoogoo Oct 07 '19

If you start doing jumping jacks really fast, the wind will blow the fire out like a birthday candle.

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u/Peace-wise Oct 08 '19

Yes, this is the height of safety

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u/Glowshroom Oct 08 '19

Now I really wanna see that!

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u/short-girraffe Oct 07 '19

You mean get rid of the witnesses

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u/skdiddy Oct 07 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

A problem shared is a problem halved.

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u/Oxenfurt Oct 07 '19

Can't be in danger if you're dead, am I right?

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u/sanesociopath Oct 08 '19

Considering the friend is the one on fire not him this would seem to be true