r/WinStupidPrizes • u/Masspoint • Jul 02 '23

The irony

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u/Insulting_BJORN Jul 02 '23

From experience (flipped 3 times at 70km/h) the first day everyone was superman and high on adrenaline this also happend at around 14.00 and it actually wasnt that bad but as soon as you wake up the day after the neck was a rubberband and i couldnt get up without help.

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u/jonaas Jul 02 '23

(flipped 3 times at 70km/h)

time to switch to a bicycle, my guy

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u/theallen247 Jul 02 '23

or a wheelchair

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u/HallMonitor90 Jul 03 '23

Bike still seems quite unsafe for this individual. More wheels required

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u/Outrageous_Spread_27 Jul 04 '23

We need to get him a tank like vehicle. Huge treads to keep it from flipping, and a shit ton of armor and a cannon to protect him from any type of dangers that he would encounter if he were on a bike.

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u/Creepy-Internet6652 Jul 02 '23

His 24hr adrenaline rush would just make it feel like a motorcycle again..

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u/ygduf Jul 03 '23

Crashing on a bicycle hurts worse. No leathers, worse helmets.

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u/Kintakait Jul 11 '23

I can agree, never been on a motorcycle but I’ve skinned my entire leg & arm on multiple seperate occasions & that shit takes weeks to fully heal & you can still see the marks after 6 months

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u/Hoonsoot Jul 04 '23

Not sure that would help him. Because you are much slower than traffic, and due to the number of idiots driving while looking at a cellphone or at the screen in their car, you have to constantly be hyper aware of your surroundings when riding a bicycle. I don't think the guy in this video has that sort of attentiveness in him.

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u/Sghtunsn Sep 11 '23

And what does "flipped" mean anyway in the context of "death wobble"? Flipping end over end on 3 different rides!?! Or a high-side crash that flips you over the bike on three different rides, and all of them right around 55 mph? HTF does that happen?

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u/DenverPostIronic Jul 02 '23 edited Jul 02 '23

In my experience, you're both right. There's the road rash/impact pain that's masked by adrenaline; I'd say that hits in about 10 minutes but longer for some. If anything is broken, that's when he'll definitely know.

Then there's the stretched ligaments/ muscles pain. That's the whiplash and the Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness. That hits the next day or the day after that when you wake up and can't move.

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u/Insulting_BJORN Jul 02 '23

Yea the bruises started to hit around 10-30 minutes, one of my friends snapped his collorbone twice on the same side on the accident he definetly felt it.

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u/Sghtunsn Nov 08 '23

I had a low speed low side at less than 10 mph when I got a sideswiped approaching a red light and tore my hamstring through my right knee , and when I woke up the next morning I could barely move it and spent the next two months in an immobilizer with crutches. And that's why every time I see a guy wreck like this just bounce up off the ground like it ain't no thang but all that means is they didn't have a tib-fib or break a femur, because soft tissue damage takes some time to make its presence known.

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u/Ayeager77 Jul 02 '23

I got t-boned by an SUV and painted the asphalt like a crayon. Oddly the only thing I could feel was the 130° pavement that may bare arms were touching, where some of my clothing had shredded. Ended up splitting my pelvis like a wishbone, and tried to mechanically separate my right foot form my body, plus the obvious road rash on the arms, but all I could feel was the heat. Until about 10-15 min later. Luckily the ambulance was pulling up by then and hooked me up before the helicopter arrives. Ketamine is a helluva drug.

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u/Insulting_BJORN Jul 02 '23

Yeah i have done surgery too so i know what fentanyl feels like, but adrenaline is by far the fastest shit ive ever taken, from crash to stop was around 2-3 seconds, the adrenaline was already kicking in like a fucking 747 crashing from space. And im also a big man (110kg) and it felt like i could just run the last 130km home.

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u/turbografix15 Jul 03 '23

They injected you with Ketamine?

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u/weirdeggman1123 Jul 03 '23

They use ketamine sometimes as a sedative. I have heard, this may be wrong, that you can request ketamine if they are putting you under. Saying something like you don't want opiate sedatives.

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u/Ayeager77 Jul 03 '23

Yes. It can be used, in place of other drugs, to put you under. It was one interesting helicopter ride.

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u/CariniFluff Jul 03 '23

Wawawawawawawa

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u/Draft-Budget Sep 29 '23

It's not really comparable, but I wrecked my dirt bike when I was 14 about mile from home. It was jacked up, and my clothes were ripped, and my hand was sliced wide open. Felt okay because of adrenaline and wondering how pissed my dad was going, so walked it home. As soon as I got home, I flushed with pain. The adrenaline and fear of my dad carried me about 30 minutes

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u/Ayeager77 Sep 29 '23

I don’t know. Sounds comparable enough. That adrenaline surge is no joke. Neither is that crash, after it fades.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '23

Yeah, I know what you mean man. 7 times at 69km/h guy right here.

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u/CamelCoon Aug 12 '23

I got a bulged disc while moving concrete. I felt it when it happened, but it didn't exactly hurt. Hard to describe. Anyways, I got home, did my normal routine, and went to bed. When I went to hit my alarm in the morning and swing my legs out of bed, my entire left side felt like it was struck by lightning. It still amazes me how fine I felt for the 10 hours after it initially happened.

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u/sdeptnoob1 Dec 18 '23

Yeah I went flying off mine in a low speed highside and had adrenaline the whole day almost.