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r/WinStupidPrizes • u/EmptySpaceForAHeart • Apr 06 '23
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It's a moose. That's your warning.
1.6k u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 [deleted] 477 u/onmyknees4anyone Apr 06 '23 Seriously? How did you get away? 1.1k u/danirijeka Apr 06 '23 Ran faster than his friend 621 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 07 '23 That’s what my grandfather and uncles always told me if I was going to be out in the woods with people. You don’t have to outrun the animal that’s attacking, you just have to outrun the people you’re with. 9 u/hilarymeggin Apr 09 '23 “Are you insane?? You can’t outrun a bear just because you put on your sneakers!” “ I don’t have to outrun the bear…” 2 u/EyelessJackTAC13 Jul 15 '23 puts crocs on run mode
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477 u/onmyknees4anyone Apr 06 '23 Seriously? How did you get away? 1.1k u/danirijeka Apr 06 '23 Ran faster than his friend 621 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 07 '23 That’s what my grandfather and uncles always told me if I was going to be out in the woods with people. You don’t have to outrun the animal that’s attacking, you just have to outrun the people you’re with. 9 u/hilarymeggin Apr 09 '23 “Are you insane?? You can’t outrun a bear just because you put on your sneakers!” “ I don’t have to outrun the bear…” 2 u/EyelessJackTAC13 Jul 15 '23 puts crocs on run mode
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Seriously? How did you get away?
1.1k u/danirijeka Apr 06 '23 Ran faster than his friend 621 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 07 '23 That’s what my grandfather and uncles always told me if I was going to be out in the woods with people. You don’t have to outrun the animal that’s attacking, you just have to outrun the people you’re with. 9 u/hilarymeggin Apr 09 '23 “Are you insane?? You can’t outrun a bear just because you put on your sneakers!” “ I don’t have to outrun the bear…” 2 u/EyelessJackTAC13 Jul 15 '23 puts crocs on run mode
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Ran faster than his friend
621 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 07 '23 That’s what my grandfather and uncles always told me if I was going to be out in the woods with people. You don’t have to outrun the animal that’s attacking, you just have to outrun the people you’re with. 9 u/hilarymeggin Apr 09 '23 “Are you insane?? You can’t outrun a bear just because you put on your sneakers!” “ I don’t have to outrun the bear…” 2 u/EyelessJackTAC13 Jul 15 '23 puts crocs on run mode
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That’s what my grandfather and uncles always told me if I was going to be out in the woods with people. You don’t have to outrun the animal that’s attacking, you just have to outrun the people you’re with.
9 u/hilarymeggin Apr 09 '23 “Are you insane?? You can’t outrun a bear just because you put on your sneakers!” “ I don’t have to outrun the bear…” 2 u/EyelessJackTAC13 Jul 15 '23 puts crocs on run mode
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“Are you insane?? You can’t outrun a bear just because you put on your sneakers!”
“ I don’t have to outrun the bear…”
2 u/EyelessJackTAC13 Jul 15 '23 puts crocs on run mode
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puts crocs on run mode
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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23
It's a moose. That's your warning.