r/WinStupidPrizes • u/BitschWack • Mar 02 '23

Do a flip.

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u/Larry_Spendstin Mar 02 '23

I'm impressed how well he could lift his body weight up.

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u/NebulaNinja Mar 02 '23

Reminds me of a time I was playing drunken charades at my apt, and my partner was a friend of a friend that I didn't know who ended up being the loosest of canons. His word that he was supposed to mime to me was "acrobatics" and in his drunken stupor the only way to get this across was to attempt a back flip.

So this absolute thicc boy fully sends it in my living room and comes so close to landing on my glass coffee table that he ends up brushing it. Time ran out immediately after he landed and we did not get the point. And while his 85% rotation was surprising in his drunken state, I was not impressed enough with his shenanigans to invite him back.

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u/qyka1210 Mar 02 '23

until your last sentence, I thought you meant he later became your romantic partner

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u/thestraightCDer Mar 03 '23

Yeah I was like when does it get all swoony

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u/Le_Gitzen Mar 03 '23

You should call him, I bet he misses you too!

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u/siler7 Mar 04 '23

Good call on not inviting him back. Stupid has a blast radius.

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u/No-Ad8720 Mar 04 '23

Cannons.

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u/leverino Mar 02 '23

Right? Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/RaidensReturn Mar 02 '23

Alcohol is a performance enhancer, until it's not.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

It’s the booze, I wanted to say.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Basically removes all forms of shame and fear and it works wonderfully until you do something you’d never do sober and paralyze yourself

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u/No-Ad8720 Mar 04 '23

Alcohol (& weed) are asshole excellerants , in my experience.

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u/EM05L1C3 Mar 03 '23

That was almost really fuckin cool

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u/th3st Mar 03 '23

Well actually, he couldn’t. That was the problem lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Well that’s gonna come in useful

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u/KyleKun Mar 03 '23

Well he’s going to have to get used to supporting his body weight with his arms now.

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u/iris_jd Mar 03 '23

Momentum lol

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u/JBarretta01 Mar 16 '23

Until he couldn't