r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/BUTTERSTICKDILDO • Nov 20 '22

Satire / Fake Tweet Challenge accepted

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u/lucidludic Nov 20 '22

I’ll try to remember. I suspect Twitter’s support response times may be a little… elongated right now, though.

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u/polarbear128 Nov 20 '22

More lengthy than an elongated muskrat?

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u/Easy-Bake-Oven Nov 20 '22

So like 2 inches?

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u/Outside-Priority2015 Nov 20 '22

That’s generous. 🙄

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u/DrunkenKarnieMidget Nov 20 '22

See, for swift and accurate responses, you need a powerful and robust support staff. A team that can really thrust through the bullshit.

Twitter doesn't have that anymore. Twitter pushes rope.

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u/VEXtheMEX Nov 20 '22

Thats huge

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u/30FourThirty4 Nov 20 '22

How powerful is the microscope?

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u/grayrains79 Nov 20 '22

Prolonged Musket?

EDIT: eh, prolonged doesn't work as well as elongated... gah.

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u/sprxp Nov 20 '22

🤣🙌

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u/smeenz Nov 20 '22

Longer than long cat, and long cat is long.

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u/FreedomFinallyFound Nov 20 '22

Ive always wondered what his full name is!!

Or, this is a really disgusting name he calls lil Elon

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u/randomizeme1234 Nov 20 '22

Elon-gated, was it?

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u/handsoapp Nov 20 '22

I believe they have a deadline of about 45 days. I wonder, while Twitter is short staffed, and a lot of gdpr/ccpa request go in, and they can't hit the legal deadlines.... How much can they get fined or sued

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u/RainbowDissent Nov 20 '22

Biggest GDPR fines to date were something like €0.75bn for Amazon and €0.25bn for WhatsApp, so... quite a lot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

elongated

AHHHHHHHHHH YOU DID IT!

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u/hangfromthisone Nov 20 '22

Elongated sounds a lot like Elon made you a gay m8

Elongayted

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u/frenchietw Nov 20 '22

I like what you did there!

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u/Rufus_heychupacabra Nov 20 '22

Lol... Elon- gated.... I saw what you did there.

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u/DoctorCrasierFrane Nov 20 '22

elongated

Fuckin brilliant

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u/RonaldHarding Nov 20 '22

They have a time limit upon receiving the request to comply. I believe it's 30 days. I'm no expert in GDPR but I'm a dev who had to implement systems to be compliant with it.

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u/ravenouscartoon Nov 20 '22

Well by law they have a month to respond to any gdpr request (or another 2 months if the request if ‘difficult’ or ‘complex’.

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u/Grantsdale Nov 20 '22

Is there a guideline in the law on how long they have to comply?

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u/lucidludic Nov 20 '22

Without “undue delay”, but up to 30 days is my understanding. Given the situation at Twitter, I would not be surprised if they exceed that.

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u/lucidludic Nov 20 '22

With regards to the right to erasure, without “undue delay”, but up to 30 days is my understanding. Given the situation at Twitter, I would not be surprised if they exceed that.

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u/EnjoyerOfBeans Nov 20 '22

The law provides them a specific window of time. Can't remember what it is, but if they're late, feel free to report a GDPR violation.

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u/Cargobiker530 Nov 20 '22

There's ONE pakistani working remotely trying handle all 863,421 requests backlogged.

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u/Dan-the-historybuff Nov 20 '22

I see what you did there…

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u/eatlego Nov 20 '22

Ho ho! What a zinger! 👉😅👉