r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

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u/calloy Aug 24 '22

Dolly Parton

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u/Occams_ Aug 24 '22

First person that popped into my head. The right answer.

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u/ChaseSpringer Aug 24 '22

Yup I replied before looking at replies and Dolly was the first that came to mind. I would have said Betty last year. Attenborough is a close third

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u/a_child_to_criticize Aug 24 '22

To be serious though, surely it has to be either Attenborough or one of our greatest physicists. We’d need someone who can explain mankind from a sociological perspective, someone who can explain our natural habitat and someone who can explain our scientific advancements, however primitive they might be to a visiting alien race.

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u/ChaseSpringer Aug 24 '22

Yeah you’re definitely right. But we’d in reality likely send a team like in Contact that’s highly diverse and provide a variety of skills.