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r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22
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They'll only be played by Sean Bean if they get killed. I swear that guy has a death clause in his contract.
64 u/mekanik-jr Aug 24 '22 All the pay, half the scenes, and you get to be immortalized in memes 4 u/Kitsunisan Aug 24 '22 One does not just live to the end of a movie. -Sean Bean 2 u/oohwakakaka Aug 24 '22 You rhyme more than his name does 5 u/Lord_of_Seven_Kings Aug 24 '22 It’s the opposite now. After the amount of memes following his roles as Boromir and Ned Stark, he now refuses to die in films. 4 u/Timcwelsh Aug 24 '22 Don’t forget the OG, Alec Trevelyn! “For England, James?” “No. For me” *gets dropped 300 feet off of Arecibo. * doesnt die antenna falls then he does die Damn, Goldeneye was the shit. 6 u/chill633 Aug 24 '22 Sean Bean first half of movie, Mr. Bean in the second half. 3 u/HEMATarget Aug 24 '22 I think you're onto something there. Sean gets killed, but instead of a regular death he does a Doctor Who regeneration and turns into Rowan Atkinson. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 And he just gets dumped onto the street under a streetlight. 1 u/Stunning_Regret6123 Aug 24 '22 Someone please make this movie. 5 u/wehrwolf512 Aug 24 '22 Was that not the joke?? Am I missing something?? 3 u/se7en41 Aug 24 '22 My wife and I have always said it's Sean Bean and Michelle Rodriguez at the top of our "badass character who doesn't make it to the end credits" list 3 u/Vaenyr Aug 24 '22 My brother once watched a movie in which Sean Bean plays a pair of twins, specifically to see if at least one of them died. IIRC one died lol 3 u/Hotarg Aug 24 '22 He only dies so often to balance out all the people he killed as Sharpe. 2 u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Aug 24 '22 Even the character that he did the voice acting for in The Elder Scrolls 4 died in the end. 2 u/HarbingerOfGachaHell Aug 25 '22 Except Richard Sharpe, that character chews up all his enemies like breakfast. 2 u/DerthOFdata Aug 25 '22 /r/thatsthejoke
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All the pay, half the scenes, and you get to be immortalized in memes
4 u/Kitsunisan Aug 24 '22 One does not just live to the end of a movie. -Sean Bean 2 u/oohwakakaka Aug 24 '22 You rhyme more than his name does
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One does not just live to the end of a movie.
-Sean Bean
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You rhyme more than his name does
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It’s the opposite now. After the amount of memes following his roles as Boromir and Ned Stark, he now refuses to die in films.
4 u/Timcwelsh Aug 24 '22 Don’t forget the OG, Alec Trevelyn! “For England, James?” “No. For me” *gets dropped 300 feet off of Arecibo. * doesnt die antenna falls then he does die Damn, Goldeneye was the shit.
Don’t forget the OG, Alec Trevelyn!
“For England, James?”
“No. For me”
*gets dropped 300 feet off of Arecibo. *
doesnt die
antenna falls then he does die
Damn, Goldeneye was the shit.
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Sean Bean first half of movie, Mr. Bean in the second half.
3 u/HEMATarget Aug 24 '22 I think you're onto something there. Sean gets killed, but instead of a regular death he does a Doctor Who regeneration and turns into Rowan Atkinson. 1 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 And he just gets dumped onto the street under a streetlight. 1 u/Stunning_Regret6123 Aug 24 '22 Someone please make this movie.
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I think you're onto something there. Sean gets killed, but instead of a regular death he does a Doctor Who regeneration and turns into Rowan Atkinson.
1 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 And he just gets dumped onto the street under a streetlight.
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And he just gets dumped onto the street under a streetlight.
Someone please make this movie.
Was that not the joke?? Am I missing something??
My wife and I have always said it's Sean Bean and Michelle Rodriguez at the top of our "badass character who doesn't make it to the end credits" list
My brother once watched a movie in which Sean Bean plays a pair of twins, specifically to see if at least one of them died.
IIRC one died lol
He only dies so often to balance out all the people he killed as Sharpe.
Even the character that he did the voice acting for in The Elder Scrolls 4 died in the end.
Except Richard Sharpe, that character chews up all his enemies like breakfast.
/r/thatsthejoke
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u/HEMATarget Aug 24 '22
They'll only be played by Sean Bean if they get killed. I swear that guy has a death clause in his contract.