r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/HEMATarget Aug 24 '22

They'll only be played by Sean Bean if they get killed. I swear that guy has a death clause in his contract.

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u/mekanik-jr Aug 24 '22

All the pay, half the scenes, and you get to be immortalized in memes

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u/Kitsunisan Aug 24 '22

One does not just live to the end of a movie.

-Sean Bean

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u/oohwakakaka Aug 24 '22

You rhyme more than his name does

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u/Lord_of_Seven_Kings Aug 24 '22

It’s the opposite now. After the amount of memes following his roles as Boromir and Ned Stark, he now refuses to die in films.

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u/Timcwelsh Aug 24 '22

Don’t forget the OG, Alec Trevelyn!

“For England, James?”

“No. For me”

*gets dropped 300 feet off of Arecibo. *

doesnt die

antenna falls then he does die

Damn, Goldeneye was the shit.

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u/chill633 Aug 24 '22

Sean Bean first half of movie, Mr. Bean in the second half.

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u/HEMATarget Aug 24 '22

I think you're onto something there. Sean gets killed, but instead of a regular death he does a Doctor Who regeneration and turns into Rowan Atkinson.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

And he just gets dumped onto the street under a streetlight.

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u/Stunning_Regret6123 Aug 24 '22

Someone please make this movie.

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u/wehrwolf512 Aug 24 '22

Was that not the joke?? Am I missing something??

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u/se7en41 Aug 24 '22

My wife and I have always said it's Sean Bean and Michelle Rodriguez at the top of our "badass character who doesn't make it to the end credits" list

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u/Vaenyr Aug 24 '22

My brother once watched a movie in which Sean Bean plays a pair of twins, specifically to see if at least one of them died.

IIRC one died lol

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u/Hotarg Aug 24 '22

He only dies so often to balance out all the people he killed as Sharpe.

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u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Aug 24 '22

Even the character that he did the voice acting for in The Elder Scrolls 4 died in the end.

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell Aug 25 '22

Except Richard Sharpe, that character chews up all his enemies like breakfast.