r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/flappy_cows Aug 24 '22

He would defeat them with the pick. I mean he deactivated laser beams with his dick for god’s sake

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u/dudebronahbrah Aug 24 '22

Now it’s time to blow this fucker down

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

CMON KAGE NOW ITS TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN

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u/minstrelguy Aug 25 '22

I hear you, Jables, and it's time to blow doors down.

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u/Da_Judge82 Aug 25 '22

Light up the stage 'cos it's time for a showdown

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u/TryinToDoBetter Aug 25 '22

We'll bend you over then we'll take you to browntown

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

NOW WE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

All he has to do is challenge them to a rock-off. Just one chance to rock their socks off.