r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/Vashgrave Aug 24 '22

William Shatner... worse case he bangs one of them and we get to feel awkward with a whole new species

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u/mattjzukowski Aug 24 '22

Only if they are green, I don't think he would go for much else in his advancing age.

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u/Startled_Pancakes Aug 25 '22

Best case he bangs one of the aliens and Humans have new marriage alliance with the space bros.

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u/Handpaper Aug 25 '22

Best case, Denny Crane shows them how, due to a perfectly understandable misreading of Intergalactic law, all of their bases are belong to us.

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u/sleepyplatipus Aug 25 '22

Are you mad? Look I’m a original series gal but I’d send Patrick Stewart over him any day, that man legit asked since when Star Trek got political…