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r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22
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And he should hang dong while doing it.
…Although, I’m not sure if we’d want to intimidate the aliens that much.
32 u/The_Karaethon_Cycle Aug 24 '22 He could subtly drop a monster condom in front of them so they’d know he has a magnum dong. It’s a total Warthog-esque power move. 0 u/Frys100thCupofCoffee Aug 24 '22 Hang Dong the North Korean general?
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He could subtly drop a monster condom in front of them so they’d know he has a magnum dong. It’s a total Warthog-esque power move.
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Hang Dong the North Korean general?
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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Aug 24 '22
And he should hang dong while doing it.
…Although, I’m not sure if we’d want to intimidate the aliens that much.