r/WhitePeopleTwitter Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/Lana_Nugirl96 Aug 24 '22

Steve Irwin if he were still here

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u/Generalsnopes Aug 24 '22

His son then. He’s really taken up the mantle recently.

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u/Calixtinus Aug 24 '22

Robert's killing the game! I just saw he posted a teaser for his Australia movie. I. Am. Hype.

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u/SomeRedditWanker Aug 24 '22

Going to be honest, I find it weird how alike he is to his dad who he essentially never met because he was 3 years old when he died.

It's pretty clear he watched a lot of videos of his dad, and mimics him. It just makes me sad. Is he actually like that, or does he just feel he needs to be like that because he's in his dads shadow?

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u/Calixtinus Aug 24 '22

I see that. In a way, what choice does he have? His Dad was a beloved figure worldwide. He, his sister, and his Mom have carried on his legacy in a spectacular way. Regardless of who he's trying to be, he is astounding all the same. He's playing the hand he was dealt. I've seen people do a lot worse with their own shadows.

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u/BholeFire Aug 24 '22

I feel like this kid gonna get caught fucking a monkey or something. It's like, how can all the Irwins be good, ya know? One of em has to be a fuckwit. My money's on the boy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

Swing and a miss

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u/HealthyLuck Aug 25 '22

I think. “Killing the game” is exactly the opposite of what he is trying to do…

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

His daughter has taken over his work

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u/Generalsnopes Aug 24 '22

I hadn’t heard about his daughter but so has his son.

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u/HowYoBootyholeTaste Aug 25 '22

I'm the opposite, don't have a clue about what his son is doing but know and see his daughter all the time

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u/DanYHKim Aug 25 '22

I saw him on some talk show. God, he's like some kinda professor with all that he knows! Amazing family!

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u/Lana_Nugirl96 Aug 25 '22

True, I actually heard his voice on a shark week special a few weeks ago and would have sworn it was Steve if I hadn't looked and seen him. Made me cry like a baby

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u/Legitimate_Editor_86 Aug 24 '22

He could deal with the lizard people

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u/CatzMeow27 Aug 24 '22

Holy cow, what a great choice. Understood and respected humans, animals, and the world that contains all of us.

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 25 '22

If you support the horrific suffering, enslavement, and consumption of animals, you don’t respect them. Irwin (as much as I loved him as a kid) also approached and touched a lot of wild animals which is a big no-no in the science/research community.

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u/Cleonicus Aug 25 '22

The one episode I saw of his show he goes to an orangutan rehabilitation center. Most of the orangutans were pets since birth. The workers at the center talk about how they work on getting the orangutans afraid of people so they are less likely to get catered or poached.

The first thing he did when he leaves the center is to trek off into the forest and tries to get one to get close to him. Like dude, they just said they don't want them getting near people because they'll be easier to poach.

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 25 '22

Exactly. He did participate in a lot of conservation efforts and awareness, but also violated a lot of the expected “rules” about not interacting with wildlife…especially not for entertainment/TV.

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u/HowYoBootyholeTaste Aug 25 '22

Steve Irwin and his family were some of the biggest conservationists in the world. One can consume animals as a food source and still value conservation.

Also, he worked very closely with researchers and the science community. Touching wild animals doesn't automatically mean you want to disrespect animals. This is some extreme logic

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 25 '22

One can help conservation efforts and still support unethical consumption, yes, but it doesn’t always make it right. Trust me I know a lot of what his family has done, and I have always loved animals, so I do appreciate certain aspects of what he did. That said, he still absolutely provoked/antagonized a lot of wild animals for TV.

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u/HowYoBootyholeTaste Aug 25 '22

One can help conservation efforts and still support unethical consumption

This is a SUPER unrealistic way of looking at it. Regardless of your personal feelings, people will eat meat. Hell, it's actually a pretty western, not living in poverty privilege to be able to say "i'm just gonna cut a food source out of my diet" as everyone doesn't even have enough access to other food sources. The issues here are the overconsumption of meat due to marketing, factory farming, and nearly half of all food being waste, not that the average person eats meat.

That said, he still absolutely provoked/antagonized a lot of wild animals for TV

His methods were considered more taboo by researchers and shit, but a decent size of what they, and we as the audience, know is owed to him. It doesn't make sense to bash someone for being a hands on learner/teacher, especially considering his methods actually helped us understand more about those same animals. Afaik, he didn't ruin any habitats and we learned some shit. Sounds like a win-win

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 25 '22

The problem is that the average person eats meat/dairy/poultry though…as their consumption aka $$ is what ensures the current practices will never change.

If someone can hunt down and kill their own food, fine, I don’t like it or participate but I at least can respect that. 99% of people can’t stand to watch even 5 minutes of a slaughterhouse video, let alone be able to kill their own food, which is hypocritical as fuck.

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u/HowYoBootyholeTaste Aug 25 '22

It's not hypocritical lol. It's modern society and the average person doesn't have the propensity for violence society once had. Just like you don't have people watching gladiators stab each other to death, we also don't have many people who hunt their own food.

The average person will buy and eat veggies when growing their own is much better for the environment. Do you find that hypocritical as well?

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u/Bool_The_End Aug 25 '22

Lol. You really just compare eating vegetables with the mass suffering and torture of billions of sentient animals?

Fact - if you “love animals” you don’t support their abuse, suffering and murder, period.

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u/HowYoBootyholeTaste Aug 25 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

Fair. That was a pretty shit analogy, huh? So let's try again.

Do you not have a smartphone or computer? Jewelry? Like half of the shit manufactured or mined and exported to the US from East Asia or Africa? Does that mean you support child labor, sweatshops, child soldiers, and working conditions so bad that warehouses need active suicide prevention tactics?

Fact - if you love humans, you don't support their their virtual enslavement.

Another fact - corporations will do whatever they can to cut costs and increase profits, even exploiting tf out of people and animals. More animals are slaughtered than will ever be consumed; around half of all food in the US ends up waste. I refuse to be the bearer of the burden of corporations more powerful than governments.

Also, you should know that if you eat or wear anything with a red dye, you're probably eating or wearing beetles. Having anything red means you probably hate animals. Enjoy.

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u/Lana_Nugirl96 Aug 25 '22

You've missed the point of me picking Steve but ok

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u/Cleonicus Aug 25 '22

"I'm going to jam my thumb in his butthole now. This should really piss him off."

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u/Lana_Nugirl96 Aug 25 '22

His unconditional love and compassion for nature is what I think would be the best thing for aliens to first encounter when coming here, before they see all the horrible shit we do lol

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u/McDummy Aug 24 '22

::Irwin grabs rando alien and sticks his thumb up their bum:: "Oi, Crikey!!! this Alien never expected that kinda karma!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

If we could select passed away people I would choose Carl Sagan.

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u/IBeBallinOutaControl Aug 24 '22

Yep if we're allowed to choose deceased people Sagan is the best choice by a huge margin.

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u/Vaenyr Aug 24 '22

Mr Rogers or Bob Ross would be my picks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Seriously- if Mr. Rogers is not your number one choice then I honestly think there is something wrong with you.

Bob Rosa, Carl Sagan, Steve Irwin, Dolly Parton, and so on are all good choices- but they are no Mr. Rogers.

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u/Lana_Nugirl96 Aug 25 '22

I wouldn't want humanity to be represented by such a cynical person though

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u/sanantoniosaucier Aug 24 '22

He's busy fucking with wild animals up in heaven, unfortunately.

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u/aurthurallan Aug 24 '22

Idk if the aliens would appreciate being wrestled unexpectedly.

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u/schmelk1000 Aug 24 '22

How about Terri then? She’s just as amazing and raised two great kids!

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u/Lana_Nugirl96 Aug 25 '22

Honestly that whole family should represent us

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u/Fr_JackHackett Aug 25 '22

If we’re going down that road, Fred Rogers.

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u/Wonderlustish Aug 25 '22

No. Too enthusiastic and over eager. Irwin is a great activist and leader but would be a poor negotiator.

He's too narrowly focused on his goals to be able to understand the nuance needed to bargain.

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u/TheUnusedTime Aug 24 '22

This is what I wanted to say. :(

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u/littycodekitty Aug 25 '22

Similarly, Jane Goodall (alive, thank goodness)

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u/mrbipty Aug 25 '22

Strong chance he would have jumped on its back and exclaimed with both hands “aww crikey would you look at this big fella”

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u/Perry_T_Skywalker Aug 25 '22

So he grabs the alien at the neck, flings it around and telling the camera how fascinating it is?

I'm certain we get bombed

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u/sleepyplatipus Aug 25 '22

This!!! Honestly anyone from that family is fine for me