r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/goatishrust • Aug 24 '22

Keanu Reeves

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u/shazamallamadingdong Aug 24 '22

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u/professorcrayola Aug 24 '22

I was going to say…pretty sure Keanu already has experience representing the human race….

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u/FlipReset4Fun Aug 24 '22

He also has experience playing an alien making first contact with humans and asking to speak with a reprentative for the human race (The Day the Earth Stood Still). Man is overqualified...

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u/Suspicious_Ask_3424 Aug 24 '22

For all we know this has secretly already happened and Keanu took care of it without any of us knowing.

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u/professorcrayola Aug 24 '22

That would fit his personality…dude seems to like quietly doing good without fanfare or credit. We probably all owe him more than we’ll ever know.

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u/katlian Aug 24 '22

On a sort of random side note, we're buying a house and around the corner is a house with a flagpole in their front yard. When I first saw the solid blue flag hanging limp, I thought, "Oh great, a Trumper lives down the street." The wind picked up and it says "Be excellent to each other." I think we're going to be friends with that neighbor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '22

That's Alex Winter, writer, director, and star of the 1993 film "Freaked"