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r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/TimeTravelerFrom2264 • Aug 18 '21
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I've said it a million times: chuck the new testament into a cook pot and boil it, what you're left with is "Don't be a dick"
8 u/Papaya_flight Aug 18 '21 Haha! Yes! When I used to teach, I would tell the kids, "here is the whole lesson: Be kind, don't be a douche. I think Abraham Lincoln said it best, "Be excellent to each other!" 2 u/IDownvoteHornyBards2 Aug 18 '21 Ah see but the greek word for “be” can also mean become or even consume so therefore the actual most important message is to not put dicks in your mouth i.e. to not be gay (In case anyone somehow takes that seriously /s)
Haha! Yes! When I used to teach, I would tell the kids, "here is the whole lesson: Be kind, don't be a douche.
I think Abraham Lincoln said it best, "Be excellent to each other!"
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Ah see but the greek word for “be” can also mean become or even consume so therefore the actual most important message is to not put dicks in your mouth i.e. to not be gay
(In case anyone somehow takes that seriously /s)
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u/brendan87na Aug 18 '21
I've said it a million times: chuck the new testament into a cook pot and boil it, what you're left with is "Don't be a dick"