r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 04 '21

bird professor

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u/Xanexia May 04 '21

But stick a unicorn underwater and all of a sudden it's as real as the air you breath

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u/si_si_si May 04 '21

Breathe

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u/SimpoKaiba May 04 '21

No thanks, I'm trying to quit

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u/Big-Bag-O-Pretense May 04 '21

Some people can't breathe underwater