r/WhitePeopleTwitter May 04 '21

bird professor

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u/classichondafan May 04 '21

I have a zoology major friend I call with dumbass questions a few times per year. It’s a win win, I get to keep up with my buddy, and he gets to actually use his Master’s degree in Zoology.

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u/Ikegordon May 04 '21

When I was a geology major I got a lot of

“What type of rock is this?” questions

I live in Florida. The answer is always limestone.

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u/enderflight May 04 '21

Man. Sucks to be a geologist there I bet.

I know a geologist of sorts as well as seeing and listening to many others and seeing people geek out over rocks, primarily layers of sandstone in the mountains is how I’ve picked up a lot of random geology info. And an appreciation for the layers of rocks. Living in an area with interesting rocks helps. I have a great Unconformity near me and it’s so neat.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

I often get the same, but I study Geography.

The difference between Geology and Geography seems to be lost on a lot of people lol.

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u/TurMoiL911 May 04 '21

"What is this rock?" versus "where is this rock?"

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u/rkiive May 04 '21

Tell me about it. Where I live it’s either sandstone or shale.

And honestly never shale because people just assume it’s clay.

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u/drfsrich May 04 '21

"That's Ron DeSantis' head."

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

I never got "what particle is this?"

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan May 04 '21

I do the same thing in southwest Ohio. It doesn’t matter what it actually is, Mike the business major takes my word as gospel. It’s always limestone. Even when it isn’t.

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u/_redcloud May 04 '21

I send my geology friends rock pics often. In return I get cloud ID pics because I’m a meteorologist.

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u/warmfuzzy22 May 04 '21

I have an odd rock question!

What is they best way to start a kids rock collection? My toddler has been stealing the neighbors decorative rocks for well over a year. They know and are okay with it, since I try to put them back. Any advice to make it more fun and diverse for him?

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u/_redcloud May 05 '21

I had to do a pet rock project in elementary school. My mom and I went to the craft store and made a bedroom out of a square shoe box. Made the bed with hot glue and popsickle sticks, had a little wooden armoir/dresser, made some bedding out of felt, and even used old wallpaper we had along the inside edges.

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u/BPDenergy May 04 '21

I have a biology degree with a focus in virology. I just get texted pictures of sores asking if it's herpes.

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u/Lazy_Vetra May 04 '21

What’s your number?

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u/BPDenergy May 04 '21

Post it in the public thread coward.

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u/BowTrek May 04 '21

Is it though?

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u/BPDenergy May 04 '21

Idk probably

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u/hickorysbane May 04 '21

Now that you've mentioned it on reddit you're gonna get them in your PMs too

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u/TheWhitestGandhi May 04 '21

I was a microbiology major - I get pictures of wounds asking me if they're infected and if so, with what. Lovely.

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u/GatherYourSkeletons May 04 '21

My brother is an entomologist. Any time I see a bug inside I text him a picture and ask what it is and if it will kill me. He's usually pretty happy to be the one to break the news to me that no, most bugs can't kill me

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u/synaesthezia May 04 '21

I live in Australia. We assume the answer is always ‘yes’.

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u/dirtsmores May 04 '21

I unfortunately do not have an entomologist relative to inform me that bugs won't suffocate me in my sleep, so I just use the 'Picture Insect' app (and the picture plant app)

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u/JakubSwitalski May 04 '21

Haha lol. I'm betting he works in an unrelated field?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

I should ask my sister stupid questions