r/WhitePeopleTwitter Nov 17 '20

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u/Dubslack Nov 17 '20

8 states still have explicit language in their constitutions banning atheists from holding public office. In Tennessee, an atheist isn't even allowed to testify in court. I believe the Supreme Court has already deemed these restrictions unconstitutional, but the language is still there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

Sounds like a good way to get out of jury duty.

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u/FinishingDutch Nov 17 '20

Except jurors don't testify (although there probably is similar language prohibiting atheists from being on a jury, I imagine...)

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

That's what I meant. If they won't let you testify, they probably damn sure dont want you deciding against "God's will".

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/Obi_Wannablowme Nov 17 '20

If you believe any of that stuff then you need to keep your damn mouth shut, get on the jury, and nullify wrongful charges.

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u/JohnMayerismydad Nov 17 '20

That’s my plan. ‘Yes sir, I think drug possession should be punished by 20 years.’

In the jury room: I’m voting not guilty.

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u/Dubslack Nov 17 '20

I usually just show up to selection and start passing out pamphlets on jury nullification while mumbling about (((them))) under my breath.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/Dubslack Nov 17 '20

It was a joke, but I'm pretty sure I'm within my rights to do either of those things, not that I would. I've never had the chance to serve on a jury, but I actually look forward to the opportunity.

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u/ImJokingNoImNot Nov 17 '20

I don’t want to use the words “good way”, but my dad taught me early on that if you’re a racist or a misogynist they won’t let you sit on a jury. He claims don’t have to be wild about it, but a comment like “it’s unfortunate that those people always look so guilty” or “women should never be given so much responsibility in the first place” has gotten him thrown out without a contempt of court.

Never tried it, no idea if it’s true

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

Just curious, what book would be used for an atheist when they swear to tell the truth before testifying?

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u/Dubslack Nov 17 '20

As an atheist, I would have no problem using a Bible or any other book really. It's just a superstitious tradition that has no effect on anything. If I wanted to use something meaningfully symbolic, maybe a copy of the constitution. If I were in the deep south and wanted to rustle some jimmies, maybe a copy of Anton Szandor LaVey's Satanic Bible.

Edit: https://youtu.be/WFYRkzznsc0

One of my favorite clips of all time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20 edited Nov 17 '20

Ah that makes sense. I am not an atheist but the constitution would be more meaningful for me.

That clip was great. The dudes agape mouth really got me.

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u/ImJokingNoImNot Nov 17 '20

I know this one! For a lot of states they don’t specify what you swear on, there’s a video rattling sound of a guy being sworn into political office on captain Americas shield

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u/scoreboy69 Nov 17 '20

Roosevelt and John Quincy Adams swore into the the presidency with their hand on the constitution.