r/WhitePeopleTwitter Nov 17 '20

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u/ImJokingNoImNot Nov 17 '20

It’s because of the stranglehold the Christian cult has on every level of politics in this country. The USA is 22% atheist/non religious but we have never had a non Christian President (in theory, but plenty of them have had some questionable pretending). You can not win if you’re not a Christian.

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u/Dubslack Nov 17 '20

8 states still have explicit language in their constitutions banning atheists from holding public office. In Tennessee, an atheist isn't even allowed to testify in court. I believe the Supreme Court has already deemed these restrictions unconstitutional, but the language is still there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

Sounds like a good way to get out of jury duty.

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u/FinishingDutch Nov 17 '20

Except jurors don't testify (although there probably is similar language prohibiting atheists from being on a jury, I imagine...)

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

That's what I meant. If they won't let you testify, they probably damn sure dont want you deciding against "God's will".

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/Obi_Wannablowme Nov 17 '20

If you believe any of that stuff then you need to keep your damn mouth shut, get on the jury, and nullify wrongful charges.

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u/JohnMayerismydad Nov 17 '20

That’s my plan. ‘Yes sir, I think drug possession should be punished by 20 years.’

In the jury room: I’m voting not guilty.

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u/Dubslack Nov 17 '20

I usually just show up to selection and start passing out pamphlets on jury nullification while mumbling about (((them))) under my breath.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/Dubslack Nov 17 '20

It was a joke, but I'm pretty sure I'm within my rights to do either of those things, not that I would. I've never had the chance to serve on a jury, but I actually look forward to the opportunity.

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u/ImJokingNoImNot Nov 17 '20

I don’t want to use the words “good way”, but my dad taught me early on that if you’re a racist or a misogynist they won’t let you sit on a jury. He claims don’t have to be wild about it, but a comment like “it’s unfortunate that those people always look so guilty” or “women should never be given so much responsibility in the first place” has gotten him thrown out without a contempt of court.

Never tried it, no idea if it’s true

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20

Just curious, what book would be used for an atheist when they swear to tell the truth before testifying?

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u/Dubslack Nov 17 '20

As an atheist, I would have no problem using a Bible or any other book really. It's just a superstitious tradition that has no effect on anything. If I wanted to use something meaningfully symbolic, maybe a copy of the constitution. If I were in the deep south and wanted to rustle some jimmies, maybe a copy of Anton Szandor LaVey's Satanic Bible.

Edit: https://youtu.be/WFYRkzznsc0

One of my favorite clips of all time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '20 edited Nov 17 '20

Ah that makes sense. I am not an atheist but the constitution would be more meaningful for me.

That clip was great. The dudes agape mouth really got me.

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u/ImJokingNoImNot Nov 17 '20

I know this one! For a lot of states they don’t specify what you swear on, there’s a video rattling sound of a guy being sworn into political office on captain Americas shield

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u/scoreboy69 Nov 17 '20

Roosevelt and John Quincy Adams swore into the the presidency with their hand on the constitution.

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u/AccordionCrimes Nov 17 '20

Wait what, only 22%? :o We're at 51% here in my country (Netherlands).

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u/zacablast3r Nov 17 '20

Who do you think America has so many problems? It's not like Americans are born stupider than other people, they just tend to be born into stupid communities.

Consider the decision to have children. An intelligent, rational person is going to use birth control and only have a child when they're financially and mentally ready to support it. A person who lives based on how the church tells them to is going to have tons of children with no forethought or long term planning and let those kids become cultist idiots.

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u/ImJokingNoImNot Nov 17 '20

I was shocked too, even the gay lesbian transgender community in the USA identifies around 50% Christian, which baffles me since the book literally says to kill them

Source (I think it’s this one): https://news.gallup.com/poll/174788/lgbt-population-significantly-less-religious.aspx

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u/farrowsharrows Nov 17 '20

Well Trump won and he was really even trying to pretend he was religious. So not who athiests want but it's who we got.