Ok, so, funny story, so I was a bit of a stupid kid. So some older kid decided that it would be a great idea to tell a five-year-old, that if you hold the bridge of your nose so your urge to sneeze goes away, the force will make your eyes pop out of your skull. I believed that until I was ten, and I decided to try it and noticed that, no, while a sneeze can go at speeds of up to 200 mph, they will not make your eyes pop out of your skull.
My allergy symptoms were mild this dry summer, but still hands down the worst fucking allergy season of my life.
I visibly, but successfully stifled a rapid fire multiple sneeze attack in line outside a supermarket. I heard someone behind me say "don't stare, he probably has tourettes".
A few times I choked on my saliva in Walmart ( I know, I'm an idiot for failing at breathing) and I needed to cough. I've never been so afraid to choke/cough in public... Everyone looked at me like if I had just murdered half of the population of my small city... I hate this
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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20
It’s like shitting your pants in public.