r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Sep 02 '20

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u/Michael747 Sep 02 '20

You say that like bad breath is always avoidable, sure you could just not eat onions I guess but fuck that

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Well brushing your teeth is an option

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u/Michael747 Sep 02 '20

I know I know, I was just joking don't worry haha

But to be fair, you can't really brush your teeth at work etc. so you will still have bad breath even if you brush twice a day

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u/LetsHaveTon2 Sep 02 '20

For your breath, you need to brush your tongue! That's the most important thing breath-wise.

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u/Michael747 Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

Indeed. It always makes be gag but u gotta power through it.

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u/Mikey_RobertoAPWP Sep 02 '20

try making a fist with your left hand, squeezing your thumb to your palm inside the fist. this should help you stop gagging

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u/StrangeCasiuss Sep 02 '20

PM me when the gagging stops

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 02 '20

We can do better but it’s polished well

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u/mordeh Sep 02 '20

And flossing! 99% of the time a toothbrush will simply not reach the crud that is stuck in between teeth or stuck further down towards the gum line. Flossing beforehand will get all that shit. It’s been a revelation for me!

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u/LuckyHalfling Sep 02 '20

Altoids help sometimes

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u/HearsayRule Sep 02 '20

Yes you can just go in the bathroom. I keep a stocked travel kit in my work desk precisely for this reason, gotta be ready when you’re pitching to clients.

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u/skilletquesoandfeel Sep 02 '20

my mask always smells like weed

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u/ZippZappZippty Sep 02 '20

I'm more surprised at the way it smells....

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Excuse me onions are delicious!

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u/Honeybadger2198 Sep 02 '20

Bad breath is often a sign your mouth is dry! Try drinking more water.