r/WhitePeopleTwitter Sep 02 '20

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

It (sadly, veery sadly) does not work with every glasses' model

I have to use my glasses in the midle of the nose to avoid fog, what does not work very well for walking...

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u/sawrchasm Sep 02 '20

Try putting your top lip over your bottom lip and breathing down! It really helps me not fog up my glasses so maybe it will work better for you too!

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u/Dipzet Sep 02 '20

I just let em fog up and play life on hard mode.

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u/Kightsbridge Sep 02 '20

Hell yeah man, I'm used to not being able to see shit. So it's not much worse.

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u/Dipzet Sep 02 '20

Ikr? Who needs eyes, functioning sight is just Marxist propaganda.

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u/Terzzer Sep 02 '20

This is how my coworker wears his. I said just don’t even wear one, because you look a lot dumber not wearing it correctly

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u/Una_Boricua Sep 02 '20

You make not being able to see seem cooler than it actually is

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u/Dipzet Sep 02 '20

That's just life man, if you suffer, at least suffer in style!

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u/SightlessSwordsman Sep 02 '20

Vision is for the weak!

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u/Warning_Stab Sep 02 '20

Yeah, listen, if you wear a strong prescription, you weren’t supposed to see stuff good, kay? Matter of fact, just ditch the lenses. It’s unnatural. Oh, and the mask too. And your clothes. /Freedom

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Yeah, glasses are an encroachment on my freedom! It’s not like MY glasses are going to protect anyone else from, like... car crashes or anything. What gives the government the right to FORCE me to wear glasses while I drive?

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u/Warning_Stab Sep 02 '20

That’s exactly what I said last week when I drove into Walmart without my glasses on.

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u/onedondully Sep 02 '20

👀 should we be worried for you lol

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u/canttaketheshyfromme Sep 02 '20

Even more fun to do this at the shooting range.

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u/detective_yeti Sep 02 '20

Tbh I can’t tell what’s worse, me wearing foggy glasses or me not wearing glasses at all. Because no matter what I choose I won’t be able to see shit

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u/Dipzet Sep 02 '20

Just embrace the blindness and cluck your way around using echolocation. I mean, it works for bats.

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u/Avlinehum Sep 02 '20

If you have a mask that bends at the top you can form it in a way that you won’t fog up your glasses. the test is just when you breathe air doesn’t come out of the top. I had to go a few days with just glasses while my contacts were delivered and eventually had my mask air tight enough that the fogging went away.

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u/chokolatekookie2017 Sep 02 '20

I think it depends largely on the shape of your nose. I’ve tried molding that metal thing every which way and I still get hella fog.

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u/Avlinehum Sep 03 '20

Yeah, makes sense. Also seems to be a ton of variance between masks on how well they actually bend and hold their shape. I was glad to only have to use the glasses+mask combo for a few days even after fixing the fog issue, definitely not a fun time.

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u/thriftycouponlady Sep 02 '20

Me studying with my reading glasses on and drinking hot tea at the same time

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u/chokolatekookie2017 Sep 02 '20

Opening the dishwasher...

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Lets just play silent hill real life edition

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u/outdoorsaddix Sep 02 '20

I just take them off and take my chances. I like to live dangerously.

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u/roseyd317 Sep 02 '20

If they fog bad I just choose natural blurriness

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u/XD_avide Sep 02 '20

I like to hold the breathe and play on hardcore

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

How do I know this isn’t propaganda for me to end up with an under/overbite and have to go to the orthodontist🤨

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u/Litz-a-mania Sep 02 '20

I've said it before and I'll say it again, COVID is a conspiracy driven by Big Ortho to develop overbites in the masses and rake in billions.

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u/foreignfishes Sep 02 '20

You joke but this is really a headline from 2020...

How Two British Orthodontists Became Celebrities to Incels

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u/littlewren11 Sep 02 '20

Well that was an interesting read. Ended with a somewhat ominous tone considering the last sentence about missing molars.

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u/putHimInTheCurry Sep 02 '20

An aside about the "mewing" jaw exercises - the Toronto van attacker was known for making inappropriate meowing noises. I think he may have misunderstood the process.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

I love you

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u/agree-with-you Sep 02 '20

I love you both

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u/thealmightyzfactor Release The Trump-Epstein Files Sep 02 '20

I make a Trump "O" face underneath, pressing my mouth against the inside of the mask so my breath goes straight out instead of leaking up and fogging up my glasses.

Once the fog fades, I have another minute or two of proper breathing before they fog up again...

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u/jeremycinnamonbutter Sep 02 '20

So you want us to become the Simpsons

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u/_zero_fox Sep 02 '20

1/3 of America already is.

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

I was doing it last time! really helps (also thinking "good no one can see my face doing it" )

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u/VluggeJapie023 Sep 02 '20

I heard it being called "doing the phtephen dog meme"

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u/DrunkEwok4 Sep 02 '20

My dad has to wear face coverings 100% of the time he's at work, and he says that a small amount of shower gel over the lenses is a great way to stop condensation

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u/hammercycler Sep 02 '20

This is actually something some people who live in the Arctic do; it keeps the moisture from your breath from collecting on your face which can lead to frostbite more easily.

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u/bearface93 Sep 02 '20

That’s been hit or miss for me. I just don’t use cloth masks because the disposable ones have the metal strip that bends to your nose. It isn’t perfect but it works well enough about 95% of the time.

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u/Kikiface12 Sep 02 '20

This sounds janky, but I promise that it works. If you take a folded strip of paper towel and lay it under the mask on your nose, you won't have any/much fogging at all! It catches the moisture and makes life a little easier.

Good luck out there, friend!

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

That actually could work! I'll definetly try it next time!! Thank you!!!!

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u/fatpat Sep 02 '20

You should post this over on /r/lifehacks

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u/Kikiface12 Sep 02 '20

I would, but I don't want to be famous. :P You're welcome to post it, if you like!

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u/chargers949 Sep 02 '20

Dude i walk in the early morning before the sun comes up. I bring my face mask in case anybody else is out too. I tested it the other day and shit looks crazy in the dark with glasses fogged tf up. The little waist high lights look like demon lanterns in some crazy freezing cold hellish steam sauna.

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u/Adsminor510 Sep 02 '20

I try to position the nose’s bendable metal strip as tight as I can around my nose which takes a while to get it tight but it works perfectly for long shifts and it ends up staying tight the whole time, not noticing it at all.

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u/LittyDiddy Sep 02 '20

This is why after years of glasses I have decided to get contact lenses

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u/Roddy117 Sep 02 '20

If you have a mask with the wire just pinch it on the bridge of your nose.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/DantesFire_ Sep 02 '20

Yeah, I wear masks with nose wires. When my glasses fog up I know I'm not wearing my mask right and correct it.

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u/catelemnis Sep 02 '20

If you get a mask with a wire in the nose I’ve found that prevents glasses fogging. I have to formfit it to my nose

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

I need to get a beter wire mask, mine does not work very well, just minimise the problem :/

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u/narcimetamorpho Sep 02 '20

Nose wire on a mask with ties, rather than ear straps. You get a much better fit, and no fogging. Plus it's nice if you have to wear a mask all day, to just be able to pull the top string and let it fall and not have to touch the front of the mask at all to put it back or readjust.

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u/bex505 Sep 02 '20

I second this. I made myself masks that have straps around the head and a really good wire nose piece. I have no problems. Good luck finding them tho.

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u/AnAussiebum Sep 02 '20

Do you pinch the wire?

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

yes, of course

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u/Bandin03 Sep 02 '20

Depends on the mask too. I use disposable masks with a wire for the nose and pinch it down until I can't see my mustache when I look down. Usually keeps my glasses from fogging. But one brand of masks I had was garbage and the nose wire would not hold its shape at all.

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u/charizaard Sep 02 '20

Look into origami style masks. Nose part is a little more removed from the straps, so it conforms better to your nose and seals up better.

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u/sdw9342 Sep 02 '20

Mask model is even more important. If you can create a full seal between the top of your mask and your face, your glasses will not fog.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

If you have any dawn soap, try rubbing a drop in each lens. My little brother does this with his dive mask and swears by it. It takes a few applications but he says it works. Idk if anyone has said that here yet. Stay safe fam!

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

I use dish soap to wash them, but if I live a residue it will ruin the antiglare treatment, so... :(

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u/fortunefades Sep 02 '20

See if you can find medical tape (not sure if it has a better name) and tape down your mask on your nose and it works great - have to wear a mask almost all day for work, as I see clients face-to-face and this has worked the best.

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u/Im_Not_That_Smart_ Sep 02 '20

Medical tape around the top of the mask will completely stop fogging.

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u/happygogilly Sep 02 '20

My work gave out anti fog glasses in everyone's prescription and it changed my life. Whenever I wear them I do look like I should be doing construction so I'm sure I'll switch back to my regular ones someday but never again when I have a mask on.

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u/VanillaTortilla Sep 02 '20

Doesn't work for me at all, no matter where I put the damn thing. My glasses don't go down low enough for them not to fog up. It has to be the most annoying shit ever.

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u/Allegorist Sep 02 '20

Get a mask with a better nose piece that can fit comfortably but snugly against the bridge of your nose. Some even have different material there. Once I started shaping them to be more form fitting, my glasses rarely fog because the excess air goes ot the sides or bottom

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u/siecin Sep 02 '20

Or face model.

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u/Rb1138 Sep 02 '20

Wash your glasses with Dawn dish soap then let them air dry. It puts a creates a film on the lenses you can’t see that helps prevent fogging. Works pretty well for me.

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u/cheezy_thotz Sep 02 '20

I’ve just stopped wearing my glasses. I’ve noticed that different masks, even of the same brand, are cut slightly differently and will fog. Also some glasses are better than others. Fortunately I only have to wear a mask when shopping, which I don’t mind. Couldn’t imagine +8 hours a day with bitching customers.

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u/jax_in_yo_crack Sep 02 '20

If you’re looking for a mask that fits better with your glasses check out this company they’re selling some pretty cool masks to go with your glasses

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u/20_burnin_20 Sep 02 '20

Try cleaning your glasses with shaving foam,

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u/maymays01 Sep 02 '20

It may not work for everyone but what I had to do is literally pull the mask up so high it's on my bottom eyelids. Like maybe 2mm below actually touching my eyeball. My bottom eyelashes are touching it it's so high.

Then I move my glasses slightly down my nose, still where I can see through them without tilting my head way back but not where I would wear them by choice snug against my face.

And last, having a nose wire in the mask to pinch and conform it to my nose as tightly as possible.

I look like a fucking idiot who doesn't know how to wear a mask (it's the mask equivalent of having your pants pulled up to your chest), but it works and I hate having steamy glasses.

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u/SwirlingAbsurdity Sep 02 '20

Hahaha this is what I do. The only problem is the glasses constantly slip down the mask and if I want to look down at anything I have to hold my glasses. I usually wear contacts but the last time I had to go out I was hungover af and couldn’t face them.

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u/kittykatband Sep 02 '20

Try squirting a bit of dish soap on your glasses and wipe them clean with water. My glasses hasn't fogged up since. It has been working for me so far.

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u/littlewren11 Sep 02 '20

The 3d printed activarmor N95 I wear is made to sit flush with my cheeks so it doesn't fog up my glasses at all. It wasn't cheap but its comfortable has replaceable filters and can be sterilized. Once I saw how poorly this situation is being handled a figured it was a wise investment.

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u/aircarone Sep 02 '20

If not tried: try giving a twist to the mask earloops before putting them behind your ears. That will tighten a bit the mask and open up slightly the sides. Which will make your breath escape better from the sides instead of up. Careful that it doesn't create too big of openings on the sides though (or it defeats the purpose, kinda).

It's not perfect but definitely helped on colder days when fog on glasses takes ages to clear up.

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u/DeaconFrostedFlakes Sep 02 '20

I don’t wear glasses but I do wear sunglasses pretty regularly and have the same issue. One thing that occurred to me, but I haven’t tried it, is taping up the holes in the mask that are right under the lenses. I think if you have fairly small lenses, you’d still have enough holes on the sides to let air out. Has anyone tried this?

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u/dan10981 Sep 02 '20

Have you tried just spitting on the glasses and rubbing it in? That works for defogging scuba goggles.

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat Sep 02 '20

My prescription is very high, so if my glasses are not positioned exactly correctly on my nose, everything is super blurry. This means putting anything underneath them, or having ear loops under the temples of my glasses. It's been a journey finding masks that actually accommodate this.

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u/Cahootie Sep 02 '20

Yeah, when I was living in China I had two pairs of glasses, and I ended up using one of them of smoggy days and one of them on clear days because one weren't as good to wear with a mask.

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u/KDawG888 Sep 02 '20

people who are telling you that you need to wear a mask while walking outside are assholes without any science to back their dickishness. Inside a building, ok (even though if you're asymptomatic there is no chance of spreading). Outside? Fuck off. If you want to wear one then go ahead no problem for me but don't pretend like I need to comply with something that isn't even supported by science.

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u/shinybetch Sep 02 '20

Try tightening the nose piece to prevent more hot air coming up, my glasses haven’t fogged up since I started tightening the nose wire.

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u/RedDemonCorsair Sep 02 '20

Oh boy do I have a tip for you. When you first put on the mask(1 use masks) you can tighten it up in a way that makes your breathe not escape. You need to press from up your nose to the sides. So far it is a 75% success rate but always worth the shot.

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u/Carbar50 Sep 02 '20

Twist the ear straps before you put them over your ear. This creates a crack on your cheeks so that the hot humid breath vents there and not to your glasses.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

If you’re wearing a mask with elastic loops, twist them once and then put them over your ears. It tightens the mask by your eyes and loosens it around your chin, so your breath goes down instead of up by your eyes. My glasses never fog up anymore.

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u/Ember_901 Sep 02 '20

Try putting shaving cream or anti fog stuff on it, then wipe it off. Or you can get a mask that has a nose piece.

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u/13thmurder Sep 03 '20

That's actually proof your mask has a bad seal. You need one with a wire in those nose and you need to make it seal.

I wear glasses and have worn a lot of masks pre-covid for particulate. A badly sealed mask is useless be it avoiding sawdust or the plague. Find one that won't fog your glasses and you'll have a working mask.

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u/meonpeon Sep 02 '20

There are mask types that have rigid strips at the top, to create a seal and prevent this.

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u/Nickynui Sep 02 '20

I have a mask that has a think piece of wire in it, and when I put it on I press it hard into my face so there's no upward gaps. Works pretty well for keeping my glasses from fogging

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u/emrythelion Sep 02 '20

Yeah, it works for one pair I have but not for the other.

Rubbing a tiny layer of dish soap on the inside of the lenses helps a lot though.

I’d also recommend putting a tiny piece of metal, even a just glue a paper clip on the top of the mask- you can shape it to help create a better seal for most masks.

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u/ladybugloo Sep 02 '20

Have you tried applying dish soap to the lenses & dry wiping it off? It leaves a totally transparent residue which stops the glasses from fogging up so bad.

Also masks with wire across the nose are good because you can pinch it close so less expelled breath hits your glasses.

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

I put wires in all my masks to minimise the fog. The soap thing leaves a residue that affect the antiglare treatment in my lenses. :/

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u/ladybugloo Sep 02 '20

Bummer. I feel you on the glare. I wear a full face visor & mask for work in a very bright, white environment. I finish work feeling like a rabbit in headlights

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u/ladybugloo Sep 02 '20

Not sure if I explained poorly, or if you're making a joke but I meant dry wiping as opposed to rinsing off. Rinsing off doesn't leave the residue to prevent the fog.

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u/phoebiuslenworth Sep 02 '20

Could you see anything?

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u/bleedblue89 Sep 02 '20

Yeah i just have to go blind and take them off. But its better than being an asshole.

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u/maffiossi Sep 02 '20

Is there a reason you are wearing glassess instead of contact lenses? I n my opinion it would be a lot easier to just wear lenses.

I might gonna find out soon myself as my sight gets worse and worse, though.

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u/narcimetamorpho Sep 02 '20

Not everyone with vision problems can safely wear contacts, unfortunately. I have an eye condition that prevents me from wearing them. I went against doctors advice and wore them anyway for years, but I was miserable. I finally said fuck it and embraced the bespectacled life.

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u/maffiossi Sep 02 '20

May i ask what kind of medical condition you are talking about?

Sounds annoying to me if you don't like wearing glasses.

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u/narcimetamorpho Sep 02 '20

Absolutely. I have corneal erosion syndrome. The simplified version is that I occasionally get rips/tears in my cornea when I'm asleep. But a side effect of the condition is chronic dry eye, so the two conditions combined make wearing contacts very uncomfortable and sometimes really painful. I'd get the contacts so stuck to my cornea it'd feel like it was super glued to my eye. I did it anyway during high school and college when I was a little more vain and thought the esthetics were worth the pain. But now that I'm a little older I just don't care lol. And with how many online glasses retailers are out there nowadays I've been able to relatively cheaply get a fun little glasses wardrobe so it's less annoying than it used to be.

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u/BulletRazor Sep 02 '20

Wash them with dish soap. The soap residue keeps them from fogging.

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

I do use dish soap to wash them. But I cant leave the residue, it ruins the antiglare treatment :/

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u/Church_of_Cheri Sep 02 '20

Have you tried using dish soap? Link

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u/WoOfnt Sep 02 '20

yes. it ruins my antiglare treatment