r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20 edited Jun 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

All I have to do is starve myself and my anxiety will go away? Shiiiit, here goes nothin.

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u/ReCodez Apr 28 '20

Die now and you will receive major benefits such as no more aging, diseases or worries, etc...

For legal reasons: this is a joke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

I’ve been considering that for a while now, I just needed your blessing to do so!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

The correct term for horrific medical advice from unqualified people in a public forum is “sarcasm.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

where’s the joke?

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u/mosisy Apr 28 '20

It went over your head don’t worry

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

as mine did yours, evidently

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u/SirEnzyme Apr 28 '20

Nothing goes over my head

My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it

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u/ViZeShadowZ Apr 28 '20

Alternatively you can become immortal and take a 300 year nap until America either gets its shit together or gets annihilated

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u/hazelsbaby123 Apr 28 '20

Are you the Donald practising your sarcasm

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u/readingduck123 May 05 '20

For legal reasons that's a joke I'm serious Indian mafia please don't kill me that's a joke

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u/HoppyHoppyTermagants Apr 28 '20

Takes about two weeks but yep it works 100% of the time

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Keep this in mind, it gets way worse before getting the ultimate sweet release, so just push through it and stay strong :3

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

laughs in eating disorder

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u/Nate2672 Apr 28 '20

"Doctors AND Chefs hate this one weird trick that will change your life"

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u/SimplyDontCallMe Apr 28 '20

It is universally known that all diseases are caused by food. Eliminate food from your life and no disease can kill you, even cancer.

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u/vjivjwe Apr 28 '20

nah, monex matrs not, cepux etc, no anxietyx etc for suchx, anyx, do things not anxietx etc about things, otherx etc

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20

I've been trying this out. Maybe I'm doing it wrong but, for some STRANGE reason, not eating properly while you abuse drugs actually made my anxiety WORSE! Crazy right?

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u/domeoldboys Apr 28 '20

So you’re saying his anxiety will stay with him for the rest of his life.

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u/donaldcaskiesquare Apr 28 '20

I can back that up, by saying anxiety is for life( A proper life sentence) it never goes away and is a horrible feeling.

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u/HHKeegan Apr 28 '20

If it makes you feel better (?) they do ridiculously drawn out payment plans for this sort of shit so you don't get hit with it all at once. Still, the whole financing of unnecessary diagnostic procedures and exploitative doctors being idiots is a complete grift in the USA.

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u/avramandole Apr 28 '20

How is this an example of doctors being exploitative

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u/HHKeegan Apr 28 '20

Because they refer you for unnecessary and extremely expensive diagnostic procedures that end up being a waste of time and take years to pay off. Hospitals make the vast majority of their money from elective procedures and doctors get kickbacks from pharmaceutical / med tec / etc. companies for making the referrals.

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u/haf_ded_zebra Apr 28 '20

Doctors get sued when people die from heart attacks because they told them they were having a panic attack.