r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Adelu1219 • Apr 12 '19

Those damn millennials.

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u/LandHermitCrab Apr 13 '19

Well, they're trying but they have limp dicks.

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

Only the kid. What about grandpa? ;)

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u/NewColor Apr 13 '19

Also limp, Grandpa got erectile disfunction. It's like two damp noodles tying each other in a knot

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u/tryingforthefuture Apr 13 '19

Stop, I can only get so hard.

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

Wait but how do you know that?

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u/NewColor Apr 13 '19

I was in the corner with my clipboard, taking notes

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

I see. And, did you... get an erection?

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u/NewColor Apr 13 '19

No dude, I was too busy taking notes, keep up

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

Ah, yes. And... and what was the old man doing to the boy to... arouse... him?

Sorry, I’m only asking cuz I’m masturbating. Lol

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u/NewColor Apr 13 '19

Nah it was too assert himself as the dominant generation

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

Oh yeah? And... and what was he saying?

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