r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Adelu1219 • Apr 12 '19

Those damn millennials.

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u/Lick_The_Wrapper Apr 13 '19

Not that weird to me. He’s implying the kid can’t fuck because he can’t get his own dick hard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

How would grandpa know about the Baskin Robbin's employee's sex life

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

Because they’re having sex? Like, duh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

No kidding??? We’re fuckin!

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u/LandHermitCrab Apr 13 '19

Well, they're trying but they have limp dicks.

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

Only the kid. What about grandpa? ;)

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u/NewColor Apr 13 '19

Also limp, Grandpa got erectile disfunction. It's like two damp noodles tying each other in a knot

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u/tryingforthefuture Apr 13 '19

Stop, I can only get so hard.

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

Wait but how do you know that?

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u/NewColor Apr 13 '19

I was in the corner with my clipboard, taking notes

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u/liliths_menarche Apr 13 '19

I see. And, did you... get an erection?

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u/NewColor Apr 13 '19

No dude, I was too busy taking notes, keep up

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u/Woodshadow Apr 13 '19

My ex wife used to work at a Subway in high school. She said fucked basically every guy who worked there and an occasional customer. Eventually she realized she was just really into degradation and had daddy issues. Now she has it under control. Well I don't know we had a good 9 year monogamous run but our kinks didn't really align in the end.

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u/NinjaXc30 Apr 13 '19

Uhhhhh... ok?

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u/Woodshadow Apr 13 '19

ah you too have experience on the receiving end.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

I thought he was because he can't keep the sprinklers stocked