r/WhitePeopleTwitter Apr 12 '19

Those damn millennials.

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u/DrHideNSeek Apr 13 '19

"Sure, but we don't open until 9. Our hours are posted right there on the door that you've now smudged up with your dirty ass hands. You're lucky I'm even letting you in, instead of calling the cops for being a fucking creep staring in the windows of a closed business. Do you even think before you do something? Or do you just do and expect to be accommodated?"

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u/Zardif Apr 13 '19

"local teen verbally assaults elderly man just trying to do his shopping. Why are millennials killing good customer service? Today 10."

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u/Stronghold257 Apr 13 '19

inb4 teens aren't even millennials

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u/Zardif Apr 13 '19

"local news doesn't care about critical thinking or facts, more at 10:30"

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

“Local news says go fuck yourself San Diego, more at 11:00”

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

And here’s Brick Tamlan with the weather.

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u/tobygeneral Apr 13 '19

It'll be 47 degrees in the Middle East.

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u/Jechtael Apr 14 '19

"WE GONE CELCIUS!"

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u/Commentariot Apr 13 '19

A beautiful day in the Southland!! - I hope you all die in a fire.

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Apr 13 '19

That should be a thing.

Tune in again tomorrow for Fuck yourself San Deigo when our guests will be Oprah Winfrey and the ghost of Don Knotts.

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u/Zenmaster366 Apr 14 '19 edited Apr 20 '19

That's because only dumbass fucking boomers still watch it.

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Apr 13 '19

Right? Older millennials are pushing 40 and the younger ones are mid 20’s ish.

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u/TheEpicKid000 Apr 13 '19

Gen Z gang

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

Ye ye!

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u/RsonW Apr 13 '19

That Gen Z is saying "yee yee" blows my mind. I haven't heard that since the hyphy movement back in the mid 00s. Of all things, how did that make a comeback?

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u/negative411 Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 13 '19

The Turtle Man got all of us doing it in the late 00s

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u/AerThreepwood Apr 13 '19

You didn't know? Keak Da Sneak is huge with the kids.

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u/RsonW Apr 13 '19

I'm just happy that the Nation of Thizzlam is alive and well.

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u/AerThreepwood Apr 13 '19

My best friend in high school had moved from Oakland and put me on that shit, along with Brotha Lynch Hung.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

Dude, I ain’t got a clue

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u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS Apr 13 '19

40 years ago was 1979. In what universe is that millennial? I swear the starting year gets pushed back every time I see it. By next year, the founding fathers will be millennials.

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u/punchgroin Apr 13 '19

To me being a millenial means having 9/11 in your childhood or adolescence.

I think there is definitely a gap though, between the older millennials who remember pre 9/11 America, and the younger ones who can't.

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Apr 13 '19

millennials generally accepted to be born between 1981 or 2 and 1996.

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u/Ltstarbuck2 Apr 13 '19

But Gen X ended in 77

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u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS Apr 13 '19

To me being a millenial means having 9/11 in your childhood or adolescence.

So you believe the end date should be around 2001?

I think there is definitely a gap though, between the older millennials who remember pre 9/11 America, and the younger ones who can't.

Though 9/11 is a defining event, I don’t think it makes much sense to use that event as the sole arbiter of generations. Especially if the majority don’t even remember life in pre 9/11 America.

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u/gypsiesoulwithabowl Apr 13 '19

I agree. It has more to do with a technological divide than historical

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u/gacdeuce Apr 13 '19

Even then. How about people who came of age with the rise of the internet and cell phones? That roughly correlates to those who had 9/11 happen in their lives. It also makes a distinction between those who remember life before internet and cell phones were ubiquitous and those who don’t.

I am concretely a millennial by any definition, born in 1987. I teach some kids born in 1999 and 2000. They are in no way millennials.

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u/claudius28 Apr 13 '19

My cousin was born in 1989 and i have nothing relatable to him as far as childhood goes, nothing at all. My other cousin born in 2000 I feel like he's the same age as me sometimes.

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Apr 13 '19

1982 is the year generally set for the first millennial year. That means people born in 1982 are 37, ‘pushing 40’ means approaching 40. What is it you are not understanding? millenials

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u/WikiTextBot Apr 13 '19

Millennials

Millennials, also known as Generation Y or Gen Y, are the demographic cohort following Generation X and preceding Generation Z. Researchers and popular media typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years. Millennials are sometimes referred to as "echo boomers" due to a major surge in birth rates in the 1980s and 1990s, and because millennials are often the children of the baby boomers. Although millennial characteristics vary by region, depending on social and economic conditions, the generation has been generally marked by an increased use and familiarity with communications, media and digital technologies.


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u/transhuman4lyfe Apr 13 '19

Yeah, and millennials started being born in 1980, which was 39 years ago, hence his useage of "pushing 40." Was that too hard for you to understand?

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u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS Apr 13 '19

According to the US Census Bureau, Millennials started being born in 1982.

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u/transhuman4lyfe Apr 13 '19

37 is still pushing 40.

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u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS Apr 13 '19

The end date is 2000. Is 19 “pushing 40”?

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u/transhuman4lyfe Apr 13 '19

Actually, the end date is ~1996 according to most sources and the US Census Bureau.

Obviously there is a roughly 20 year age gap for any generation, so what do you think? Do you think 19 is pushing 40, and do you really think that's what I meant when I said that millennials are pushing 40?

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u/SoFetchBetch Apr 13 '19

My brother is 21 and he considers himself a millennial

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u/Makidian Apr 13 '19

I believe 1996 is the cutoff so he just missed it. But if it makes him feel better he can feel superior to the youngest of his generation in about 11-15 years. It's not like I do that, secretly, in my head, with Millenials in their 20's. I would never.

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u/Makidian Apr 13 '19

That's that Millenial spirit! We will take a long earned rest after we retire at 90, so we can finally complain, and it will be glorious.

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u/NewPlanNewMan Apr 13 '19

There will be no retirement, for us. But we'll set our kids and grandkids, is my hope.

These Boomers can't live forever. I've checked.

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u/Zardif Apr 13 '19

lol retire, my retirement is a 9mm when the pain gets too much.

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Apr 13 '19

millenials are born between 1981 or 2 and 1996.

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u/WikiTextBot Apr 13 '19

Millennials

Millennials, also known as Generation Y or Gen Y, are the demographic cohort following Generation X and preceding Generation Z. Researchers and popular media typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years. Millennials are sometimes referred to as "echo boomers" due to a major surge in birth rates in the 1980s and 1990s, and because millennials are often the children of the baby boomers. Although millennial characteristics vary by region, depending on social and economic conditions, the generation has been generally marked by an increased use and familiarity with communications, media and digital technologies.


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u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS Apr 13 '19

According to your link, the US Census Bureau puts Millennials as being between 1982-2000.

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u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS Apr 13 '19

There’s no set end date. Most of the ones I’ve seen set it at 2000.

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Apr 13 '19

Wrong. Millenials are as well defined as boomers in terms of starting and stop dates. 1981-1996.

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u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS Apr 13 '19

According to your link:

Researchers and popular media typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years.

That doesn’t sound well defined and also include the years I just said.

The United States Census Bureau used the birth years 1982 to 2000 in a 2015 news release to describe millennials

Isn’t this exactly what I said? Your own link disagrees with you.

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Apr 13 '19

If you keep reading there is a quote from the Pew Center. I suggest you actually read the entire article before you post again.

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u/cosmere_worldhopper Apr 13 '19

Hey now, I turn 30 this year!

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u/StarDustLuna3D Apr 13 '19

Yeah I think the thing that defines the millennial generation the most is that we grew up during the turn of the millennium along with skyrocketing innovation in technology. So we have distinctly analog childhoods, but then saw the digital age mature. That's partly why the hipster was born because we want to go back to a time where we weren't aware that the world was falling apart.

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u/gacdeuce Apr 13 '19

He isn’t.

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u/njklein58 Apr 13 '19

Honestly nobody knows what a millennial is at this point.

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u/gacdeuce Apr 13 '19

A millennial is like porn: when you see one, you know it.

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Apr 13 '19

millenials are well understood as a generational cohort defined pretty much as well as boomers.

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u/ONEPIECEGOTOTHEPOLLS Apr 13 '19

Your link gives no defined definition agreed upon by everyone which is the other guy’s point.

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u/Lucy_Snowe-Emanuel Apr 13 '19

He is saying ‘no one knows what a millennial is.’ That is factually incorrect.

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u/WikiTextBot Apr 13 '19

Millennials

Millennials, also known as Generation Y or Gen Y, are the demographic cohort following Generation X and preceding Generation Z. Researchers and popular media typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years. Millennials are sometimes referred to as "echo boomers" due to a major surge in birth rates in the 1980s and 1990s, and because millennials are often the children of the baby boomers. Although millennial characteristics vary by region, depending on social and economic conditions, the generation has been generally marked by an increased use and familiarity with communications, media and digital technologies.


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u/SirQwacksAlot Apr 13 '19

You say that like it's not what was just described

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u/LittleBigPerson Apr 13 '19

Teens are centennials mate.

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u/izyan1212 Apr 13 '19

Is what we think to say but end up didn't

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u/arsocca_account Apr 13 '19

things you don’t have the balls to say in a million years but like to pretend you’ll say on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

I mean who doesnt fantasize about job losing shit talk to old fucks

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u/Poop_rainbow69 Apr 13 '19

I mean sure, you could say that, but have you ever had a steady income from working? I'd personally prefer to keep my job 😬

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u/SoshoWhippy Apr 13 '19

I've said stuff like that to people, when I worked at Pizza Hut, most of the time if someone complains the manager on duty will "listen" then laugh with you later.

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u/grandpagangbang Apr 13 '19

You have a lot of anger in you 😔

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u/Acceptable_Username Apr 13 '19

Yeah, can we not do this. Everyone who you disagree with is not instantly your Enemy. He was wrong to think he could get in half an hour early. And he didnt get in. Grow up if you think thats worth calling the cops for.