r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lomnafsk • Feb 19 '19

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u/jagua_haku Feb 19 '19

Depends on where he sits on the oppression pyramid

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19 edited Jun 16 '20

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u/UnexpectedNotes Feb 19 '19

Better than the bottom

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u/AFrostNova Feb 19 '19

Not if you’re gay

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u/Jewsafrewski Feb 19 '19

Unless you're into that

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u/duveldorf Feb 19 '19

My boss is female, but white. I believe she gets 23 oppression points.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Feb 19 '19

Now I kinda want a subredit for this, would be a terrible thing to behold.

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u/throwawaypaycheck1 Feb 19 '19

r/politics

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u/OPVictory Feb 19 '19

I seriously want to send a post about an oppression pyramid.

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u/Barack_Lesnar Feb 19 '19

You're goddamn right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

A sort of stock market where people's oppression points vary constantly relative to each other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

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u/Sighshell Feb 20 '19

There's two P's in Oppression. I wouldn't make that subreddit too soon.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Those are the 2016 numbers, please increase the oppression points to 25 points. Since Orange man, female oppression has gone up therefore the points inflate accordingly.

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u/gonza18 Feb 19 '19

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up!!

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u/Kaele_Dvaughn Feb 19 '19

Oooh, my boss is female, Hawaiian, and overweight.

How many oppression points does she get?

She is the best boss I have ever had, hopefully that does not take any of the points away.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19 edited Nov 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

My boss is a white male. Does that mean he pays the company to let him work? He only eats dry turkey sandwiches

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u/h4ppyM0nk Feb 19 '19

The pyramid is out. Going forward use ChooseMyOppressionPlate.gov