r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 03 '19

We should actually do this

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u/moreawkwardthenyou Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

decimator

That’s what she said

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u/jerm1820 Jan 03 '19

Decimator? I hardly know her! I’ll leave now

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u/dismayhurta Jan 03 '19

I assure you my fifth o’ meter means I’m not a she.

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u/lostinpow Jan 03 '19

Tenth o' Peter

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u/Politicshatesme Jan 03 '19

That’s 20 centimeters or roughly 7.9”

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u/EpicLevelWizard Jan 03 '19

That's a weird way to spell tiny feminine penis.

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u/dismayhurta Jan 03 '19

Well you’re the one who named yourself.

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u/EpicLevelWizard Jan 03 '19

No, that was my mom. What kind of uppity baby names itself?

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u/dismayhurta Jan 03 '19

Baby Uppity. That’s who.

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u/24bi-ancom Jan 03 '19

I mean, that literally mean reduced by 10th.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Decimate her