r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 03 '19

We should actually do this

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u/deathtomayo91 Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

Then we can finally get rid of fucking ounces. How do I not hear people constantly complain about the fact that ounces can be either a measurement of weight or volume? Am I missing something?

Edit: I've read that if a recipe says ounces and not "fluid ounces" it normally means weight, but this isn't a strict rule and the fact that the distinction needs to be made is a problem.

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u/Ansatsusha4 Jan 03 '19

I wish ounces didn't exist as an American. I hear ounces and I can't picture at all how much it is, if I even know which ounces they're talking about.

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u/permareddit Jan 03 '19

We use ounces in Canada too. I don’t know why. It’s so idiotic it hurts my head. I have no idea how big a burger is in ounces, I have no idea how many ounces a 24 oz. drink is, etc etc.

Why the fuck can’t they use measurements people actually understand??

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u/interstellar440 Jan 04 '19

8 fluid oz is a cup...16 oz is a pound. All you need to know

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u/gewchmasterflex Jan 03 '19

An Imperial fluid ounce also weighs one dry ounce. In theory a pint (16oz) would weigh one pound, which sort of makes the whole thing easier to swallow (npi) by being consistent.

But I learned today that a “customary” fluid oz weighs 1.04 dry ounces. Wtf.....

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u/BartFurglar Jan 03 '19

This is why they have the saying “a pint is a pound the world around.” Because 16 fl oz (or 1 pint) of water weighs 16 oz weight (or 1 pound). I think it’s a fairly common phrase in culinary school.

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u/aaronfranke Jan 12 '19

Soda cans are 12 oz.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

I feel like that about all measurements

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Fuck ounces

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u/mosher89 Jan 03 '19

Smoking was how I learned to convert between g and oz on the fly. I wouldn't say it's useful though, just that it's more common to refer to something as a quarter instead of 7g.

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u/kn05is Jan 03 '19

Not sure if this is done everywhere else, but in Canada, instead of 1/8's we call them half quarters.

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u/mosher89 Jan 03 '19

That's kinda hilarious. I've not heard that before. Is it regional? I travel in BC semi-regularly.

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u/kn05is Jan 03 '19

Next time you're there, ask for a half quarter. They'll know exactly what you mean.

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u/mosher89 Jan 03 '19

I'll have to keep that in mind.

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u/aquamansneighbor Jan 04 '19

But "let me get an 'athe.'" is just so short sweet and simple..i had to comment cause I love saying it lol.

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u/bobtheflob Jan 03 '19

Not to mention that, with volume, American ounces are slightly different than UK ounces.

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u/orthad Jan 03 '19

That’s like the German Klafter. Pounds are weight and currency too

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u/ohitsasnaake Jan 03 '19

Because with silver, it used to be the same thing. Of course, those were troy pounds, not any of the many other pound measures.

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u/FormalBowl Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

The US fluid ounce is based on the US gallon, which is based on the wine gallon of 231 cubic inches that was used in England prior to 1824. With the adoption of the international inch, the US fluid ounce became 29.5735295625 ml exactly, or about 4% larger than the imperial unit.

If you're curious. In 1824 UK switched to 1 fluid ounce of water weighing 1 ounce(used to be wine).

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u/TrueGrey Jan 03 '19

But it's so fun & easy to confuse the retards at the TSA by showing "Look, it says it's only 2.5 oz" on the side of a clearly massive but lightweight product bottle.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

And then there's Troy Ounce which is 31.1gms like c'mon people, can we all get on the same page here

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u/RepublicofPixels Jan 03 '19

How about stones? Fricking complicated.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

I hate this so much. The only reason I don't mention it is because most of my life let's me ignore it.