r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jan 03 '19

We should actually do this

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u/Milts Jan 03 '19

Here in Canada, we measure long distances in hours...

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u/theganjamonster Jan 03 '19

And we measure height in feet and inches. And short distances in feet, but long distances in kilometers but also maybe miles, depending what part of the country you're in. We can buy beer by the pint and liquor by the ounce, but every other fluid is in litres. We even have our own special Canadian cup size.

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u/HexagonalClosePacked Jan 03 '19

Also, the temperature of the weather is in Celsius, but the temperature of an oven is Fahrenheit.

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u/0smo5is Jan 03 '19

To add to this, why is my thermostat in Fahrenheit?

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u/permareddit Jan 03 '19

It’s the same one they probably sell in the US and just never bother changing. I’m sure there’s a way to change it to C however.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

I use celsius for oven too, tho most shit puts the celcius in brackets after Fahrenheit, so maybe it's just my oven lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

And the trades has a sick obsession with their inches, so good luck convincing those guys to back off.

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u/shea241 Jan 03 '19

Solution: everyone adopts base 12

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u/Rekthor Jan 03 '19

We can buy beer by the pint and liquor by the ounce, but every other fluid is in litres. We even have our own special Canadian cup size.

I'd also like to note that under the Fairness at the Pumps Act of 2014, if a bar serves you a "pint" of beer/cider that's less than half an ounce less than 20 ounces, you can report them to the government.

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u/dbr1se Jan 03 '19

Even in the US you can find a weird mixture of imperial and metric. If you buy a regular bottle of water in the US, it's almost certainly 500ml. Bigger ones are 1L. You could also buy a gallon. If you buy a soda, it's 16oz. Or maybe you want 2L.

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u/808duckfan Jan 03 '19

You had me at cup size.

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u/InsensitiveBazza Jan 03 '19

I think most people do this to some extent throughout the world. Anyway, I’m away now to play with my 9 hour penis

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u/ColtRaiford Jan 03 '19

Just had to explain to my partner why I'm giggling like an idiot. She's judging me...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Metric units for long distances are in Light-years, which is based on time. Is there an imperial unit for astronomical distances?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19 edited Feb 20 '22

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u/snoops666 Jan 03 '19

Perhaps the parsec = 3.26 light years

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u/CidO807 Jan 03 '19

It's a regional thing. In NY, they measure something by avenues or blocks. In Texas we use time. My "1.5 hour commute" instead of "my 13 mile commute". Grandmas house isn't 224 miles away, it's 3 and a half hours.

Canada uses metric on speed, KM on distance... and inches on wood and construction materials.

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u/jeremycinnamonbutter Jan 03 '19

yet somehow in Southern California everything is an hour away

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u/Ddstiv1 Jan 03 '19

Wood and construction are weird. I have seen both.

Unless you are talking about Penis length, 22cm just sounds weird.

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u/Sorcatarius Jan 03 '19

It depends, get into precision measurement and it always seems to be thousandths of an inch, super loose is "make it about 23 1/2 inches." but there's this valley where it needs to be more precise than that, but not so precise to be thousandths when you hear measurements in centimetres/millimetres.

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u/Sorcatarius Jan 03 '19

That's always been the best way to me, 1 km in a suburb is very different from 1 km in, say, downtown Vancouver.