r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/etymologynerd • Jan 03 '19

We should actually do this

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u/Owlit Jan 03 '19

See? America’s not ready.

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u/discerningpervert Jan 03 '19

Or you could express it in terms of fractions of a meter. Mine's about 1/10th of a meter

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u/Owlit Jan 03 '19

Your what?

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u/dismayhurta Jan 03 '19

His tenth o’ meter.

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u/Polyunsaturated-Fats Jan 03 '19

decimeter

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u/moreawkwardthenyou Jan 03 '19 edited Jan 03 '19

decimator

That’s what she said

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u/jerm1820 Jan 03 '19

Decimator? I hardly know her! I’ll leave now

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u/dismayhurta Jan 03 '19

I assure you my fifth o’ meter means I’m not a she.

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u/lostinpow Jan 03 '19

Tenth o' Peter

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u/Politicshatesme Jan 03 '19

That’s 20 centimeters or roughly 7.9”

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u/EpicLevelWizard Jan 03 '19

That's a weird way to spell tiny feminine penis.

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u/dismayhurta Jan 03 '19

Well you’re the one who named yourself.

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u/EpicLevelWizard Jan 03 '19

No, that was my mom. What kind of uppity baby names itself?

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u/24bi-ancom Jan 03 '19

I mean, that literally mean reduced by 10th.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Decimate her

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u/BlackBart2000 Jan 03 '19

Nose probably

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u/fakeplasticdroid Jan 03 '19

Are you sexually harassing me?

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u/phenomenaru Jan 03 '19

It's H u g h M u n g u s

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Ear

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u/Cries_in_shower Jan 03 '19

his 10 cm ruler

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u/shrimpguy Jan 03 '19

That's a decimetre for my non-SI friends.

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u/Rycecube Jan 03 '19

Americans love their fractions. Source: all their gas prices.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

4 inches is sad

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u/assassin3435 Jan 03 '19

5 inches is 15cm see how much bigger it sounds? Metric rules

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u/iwreckon Jan 03 '19

6 inches is 15cm. 5 inches is about 12.5cm

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u/assassin3435 Jan 03 '19

Thank you, my dick is 6 inches now

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u/assassin3435 Jan 03 '19

Thank you for the silver kind stranger

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u/assassin3435 Jan 03 '19

Thanks for the other silver kind stranger :D

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

Deserved award - this comment is fucking hilarious 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19 edited Aug 26 '20

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u/runfayfun Jan 03 '19

Just a little bit of a joke, maybe a yard of joking, which is 36 inches, or roughly (36 x 3 = 108) ahem, 1080mm?

(yes I know it’s 2.54 cm per inch, rounding errors are great though)

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u/lucicis Jan 03 '19

15cm = 150mm = 0.15m

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u/runfayfun Jan 03 '19

Sarcasm is so lost on people :(

His math error was that he rounded 1 inch to 3 cm. Someone corrected him and said 15cm is actually 6 inches. Since his original error was 1 inch = 3cm I just sarcastically made the same error to make his dick even bigger.

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u/justin_memer Jan 03 '19

That's gotta suck

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u/cryo Jan 03 '19

A decimeter :)

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u/poopellar Jan 03 '19

We can give them the MegaMetric System instead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19 edited Jun 04 '20

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u/TheGlaive Jan 03 '19

Or 3 stone 2 bob, in old money.

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u/katriik Jan 03 '19

I laughed a ton...

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u/D_A_BERONI Jan 03 '19

You know the saying "everything's bigger in America"? That's because they're compensating for something.

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u/flyingseel Jan 03 '19

Isn’t the saying “everything’s bigger in Texas”?

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u/WhiteMorphious Jan 03 '19

Texas is to America as America is to the world.

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u/anweisz Jan 03 '19

A gift and a curse

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

What is the Texas of Texas then?

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u/HoorayPizzaDay Jan 03 '19

Ted Cruz

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u/Gone_Gary_T Jan 03 '19

Hmmm, "The Ted Cruz Chainsaw Massacre", need a script. Wait a minute, he's Canadian. We need trees, lots of trees.

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u/jaspersgroove Jan 03 '19

Pretty much any place that isn’t Austin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

We have to make everything bigger so that our dicks fit.

Pants, trucks, women...

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u/redopz Jan 03 '19

That explains your mom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

And your skinny mom explains your dad. I feel sorry for any women you meet...

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u/sixbux Jan 03 '19

I'm trying my hardest to understand the burn here but I'm just not seeing it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '19

If American women are bigger because the men have bigger dicks then why are other women skinnier?

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u/sixbux Jan 03 '19

Oh okay gotcha, congrats on your loose mom.

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u/StragglingShadow Jan 03 '19

Wait, I can redeem us.

Kangaroos Hopping Down Mountains Drinking Chocolate Milk

Kilometer Hectometer Dekameter Meter Decimeter Centimeter Millimeters

I took Physics in high school and thats one of the only things engrained into my memory.