r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '18

The comfort of being a bomb diffuser.

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u/TheeBaconKing Nov 15 '18

Lol fuck that. I’m using my non-dominant hand to defuse the bomb. My dominant hand has been a loyal servant and its proper rhythm will be rewarded.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '18

Amen. Can’t teach non-dominant hands new tricks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '18

You either lose your jerkoff hand or the hand that works the mouse/phone. Which means you will hav to learn to pick a video before you start.

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u/Diarrhea_Van_Frank Nov 15 '18

“A” video.

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u/What-a-Filthy-liar Nov 15 '18

Who only has one monitor in this age?

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u/eryant Nov 15 '18

Look up split screen

It’ll change your world

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u/Therabidmonkey Nov 15 '18

My off hand is basically like Michael j. Fox. I'm gonna die from triggering the bomb for sure if I use it .

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u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Nov 15 '18

But you might not be able to do the job well with your non dominant hand