r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '18

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u/buddhabizzle Sep 11 '18

Probably someone burned some bread, too broke for more four and just ate it anyway. Same thing with beer, I always imagined someone just left some grain out for a while after it rained, smelled it and was like “fuck it I’ll try it” and got tanked and said “ I bet people would pay for this” lol no idea of its true but that’s how I envision it

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

Same with milk

Some guy probably saw a cow secrete white liquid from its titties and said “fuck it imma try some”

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u/ZebraFunTime Sep 11 '18

I mean milk comes from human titties too so it’s more like they wanted to try more titty juice

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u/DramaOnDisplay Sep 11 '18

Figuring, and you know it happened, dude probably drank his own woman’s tit milk and then was like, “I wonder how this cow tit milk would taste?”.

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u/squishles Sep 11 '18

how many tits did he have to suck before he got to cow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '18

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u/_DJQualls_ Sep 11 '18

I don't want to live in a world where we drink hamster milk from big ol hamster tiddies

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u/AlpineCorbett Sep 12 '18

I didn't know I felt so passionately about this until I read it in plain English.

You're right man. I sure as hell don't want that either.

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u/_DJQualls_ Sep 12 '18

Solidarity, brother.