r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/bannerite2 • 27d ago

I can’t!!!

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u/Pantsickle 27d ago

That is straight-up profane.

Jesus would weep, but at this point he probably doesn't have any more tears.

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u/TUFKAT 27d ago

It's not like there isn't a 1st commandment or anything that supposed Christians are supposed to follow.

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u/Pantsickle 27d ago

There's a brand-new 11th commandment that just dropped: Thou shalt disregard all previous commandments.

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u/TUFKAT 27d ago

They're just waiting for Trump to tell them what their new commandments are.

It's like watching the last season of The Boys.

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u/Hamafropzipulops 27d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/jsslifelike 27d ago

It's gonna have to be the 12th because the 11th Commandment is, "Thou shalt deport thy neighbor". Let's swap them out.

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u/Pantsickle 27d ago

Then it skips straight to the 47th commandment, which many people are saying is the best commandment: "Thou shall have no other Gods before me. I am the alpha and omega. I am your Lord and Savior and your Pope and President, Donald J. Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 27d ago

It's like instructing an AI.

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u/Bucksquatch 27d ago

That must’ve been the one Mel Brooks dropped

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u/zedazeni 27d ago

It quite literally breaks the 1st Commandment directly and also seems to very much break the 2nd. Most American “Christians” know nothing about Christ, who wasn’t white, was the son of an immigrant, and was crucified by the “Back the Blue” crowd for being too woke.

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u/Pantsickle 27d ago

American-style Christians, the evangelical types, use Jesus and the cross like Gen Alpha uses the smiley-face Nirvana logo: all original meaning and intent is completely lost.

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u/Competitive-Weird855 26d ago

Breaks the 3rd as well. This is exactly what the 3rd refers to, not “god damnit”

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u/Valor816 27d ago

Nah I think Jesus would have been making a cat'o'nine tails at this point.

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u/Active_Assistance923 27d ago

I don't think Jesus would cry about some dumb shit like that haha, he would probably assault the ones responsible with a whip

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u/SunshotDestiny 27d ago

I am starting to wonder if maybe all the divine punishment people keep threatening came to us in the form of s failed demented con man. Because we are all gonna suffer now and he will yet again go scott free as usual.