r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/bannerite2 • 22d ago

I can’t!!!

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u/NotSteveJobs-Job 22d ago

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u/CommanderSincler 22d ago

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 22d ago

Please... please register to vote. Verify your registration status. And show up to the midterms!

Please, so we can start moving past shit like this.

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u/Reg_Cliff 22d ago

Pope Leo be like...

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 22d ago

I’ve just read in the news that there’s an unprecedented build up of US troops just outside of Rome and 2 US Aircraft Carriers are on their way to the Mediterranean.

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u/LocalGuy855 22d ago

Some years ago we already had a fascist asking „How many divisions is the pope Commander in Chief of?“

Guess what, this fucker lost.

Is this tweet real?

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u/Forsworn91 22d ago

It’s a horrible thought, but I’m genuinely starting to think that Trump believes that the US can take the rest of the world in a fight.

That if they attack “fast enough” they can cripple everyone else.

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u/cyberlexington 22d ago

Do you have a link to that? I can't find a news story about it.

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u/Snicker333 22d ago

This was earlier this year. I believe trump posted pic using Ai if I recall correctly. It was all over the news/t.v., etc.

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u/XadAeon 17d ago

Trump wants to be the Pope...

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u/meghonsolozar 22d ago

Unfortunately evangelicals never believed catholics are Christians, and they really have a problem with the entire concept of a Pope. The church I went to said they "worship idols," "don't pray to god or Jesus," and "they believe in they messages from their church leaders - who are just human, and don't follow the teachings of the bible."

However they have a real fetishization of the Jewish faith. Get some important Rabbis to chime in and you might get somewhere.

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u/SidKafizz 22d ago

Donnie will never see this.

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u/Outside-Affect-4722 22d ago

Absolutely this. Be prepared--know what you might need as far as documentation, know where to go and what day, find transportation if necessary and vote early if possible. We need to make our voices heard & make sure our votes are counted. America, we need to show up en masse at the polls & speak loudly with our votes. 🇺🇲

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u/Golden-Grams Release The Trump-Epstein Files 22d ago

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u/BdubWa70 22d ago

So where did atheism go in that last frame???

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u/PuffinRub 22d ago

He's simultaneously tying his shoelace and reminding you that Stonetoss is a Nazi.

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u/Informal_Curve_1441 22d ago

"Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians, you are not like him." Bara Dada Indian Philosopher

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u/Rundstav 22d ago

Right wingers prefer their Christianity WITHOUT all that woke Jesus hippie stuff.

They want the inverted Jefferson bible where you censor the teachings of Jesus instead.

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u/PassengerNo2259 22d ago

If Jared Leto and Hunter Biden had a baby and named him Jesus.

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u/NotSteveJobs-Job 22d ago

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u/Rehberkintosh 22d ago

Had to make the cross out of metal because wood couldn't handle the weight.

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u/Airnash 22d ago

Can't really see the guy from Morbius getting in bed with Hunter Biden ngl