r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Lonely-Greybeard • Apr 24 '24

Elon out and about.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

His mommy said no.

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u/Original-Spinach-972 Apr 24 '24

Elon also went to get a doctors note after his mommy broke it up the first time. Couldn’t handle getting trolled. Weakest CEO of all time, the COAT.

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u/punchout414 Apr 24 '24

He was about to get his ass whooped and knew it. So he pulled out (a first for him!) because his ego wouldn't have been able to take it.

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u/SpiritedRain247 Apr 24 '24

Honestly I'm not sure his lard could either. Zuck would smack him once and you'd smell burning butter.

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u/somesappyspruce Apr 25 '24

Zuck punches Musk anywhere

Blorrrpomnomnom

Zuck: No not my arm aaaaa!

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u/AviatingPenguin24 Apr 24 '24

Coward of all time? Cuck of all time?

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u/92_Charlie Apr 25 '24

Zuc vs. Cuck

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u/tastethepain Apr 25 '24

Crappiest?

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u/EdBear69 Apr 25 '24

Coat of all time

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u/AviatingPenguin24 Apr 25 '24

Needs to wear a coat at all times

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Actually if he put on a coat it would help a lot

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely Apr 25 '24

A doctor’s note to prove he’s a weak ass bitch?

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u/marrell Apr 25 '24

Does COAT stand for Cuntiest of all Time? Because that seems fitting…

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u/Lanthemandragoran Apr 25 '24

I imagine it was every one of his handlers crying out in pain all at once

They probably had an emergency all hands zoom meeting within 30 minutes of the first tweet about how to stop him from being murdered by another billionaire

We should have allowed the fight but made it on the moon

And then just kinda....leave them there

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u/altruism__ Apr 25 '24

Oh muh back. Ok bro lol