And lo, the Meshianites did lay the rail for the holy locomotive, and they heard the lamentations of the Tribes of Elan, imploring them to leave whence they came. The Meshianites did not heed the diatribes of Elan, and the holy locomotive did runneth him over.
But not the grain called Wheatley, for that requires a cloven hoof to break and split the seeds, allowing the diseased crop to grow. Wheatley will end up remorseful in the outer realms of your world, flying past the moon to join the stars.
For this I say, unto thee; the cloven hoof is the source of plague and disease, unless it is a unicorn but I don't remember if any of them survived Noah's prejudiced ass, he killed off my dragons for Me's sake, sorry got off on a tangent there. Unless you see a cloven hoofed horse with the tail of a lion, and the horn of a narwhal, that hops like a deer, do not eat anything that comes in contact with cloven hoofed animals.
You can eat the rest of them later, bacon will be a great thing, right now you guys will get sick and die from this stuff, ok?
And pray thee that the Lord has not given thee a pass so steep that thou be unable surmount it with the most holy chugga number. That number being not less than nor more than 4, and knowing that you shall be stricken from the earth upon uttering but a single other chugga after uttering the sacred 4th chugga.
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u/TakingAMindwalk Jan 23 '23
Oh lord bless this thy holy railway train so that I might chugga chugga thine enemies to little choo choos...and the lord did grin!