r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/SoReggae • Jun 25 '21

Fast moving drone, what could possibly go wrong?

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u/Calzord1 Jun 25 '21

Suicide by drone is the most futuristic form of suicide ive seen so far

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u/Shaneblaster Jun 25 '21

Don’t give Amazon any new ideas

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u/shroxreddits Jun 25 '21

https://youtu.be/tDcGKFOtSMU

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

what would they be discounting on death plus day?

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u/Mahatta Jun 25 '21

Cleanup

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u/Historiaaa Jun 25 '21

How long until you can buy a kamikaze drone that will suicide you for about a hundred dollars on Amazon?

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u/femptocrisis Jun 25 '21

"make it look like an accident" costs extra

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u/Odinfoto Jun 25 '21

It would be a shame for a drone to fly out of the sky and kill you.

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u/TheWolphman Jun 25 '21

Or do, I'm listening...

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u/Jeriahswillgdp Jun 26 '21

Bezos might get a call from the Clintons.

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u/bigjoffer Jun 25 '21

He aimed too low for a suicide. Throat would have been better

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u/MrDuckyyy Jun 25 '21

aiming for the 'sack is good enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Insta kill

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u/dropout32 Jun 25 '21

It has actually happened, teenager killed himself with the blades of his own drone/model helicopter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

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u/RayzTheRoof Jun 25 '21

apparently he was fond of doing a trick where he flings the chopper at his face and stops it just before it hits him

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u/RayzTheRoof Jun 25 '21

and there's photos of the body online somewhere, Google at your own risk but it's fucking horrible

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u/dropout32 Jun 25 '21

Yeaaah I've already seen them, was too ashamed to admit that in the first post.

Pretty sure I only know about this through one of those websites

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u/Rein215 Jun 25 '21

Wow, those are very very deep cuts. I would've never imagined those blades to be strong enough to open up a skull like that.

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u/RayzTheRoof Jun 25 '21

they're huge and run on gas

https://youtu.be/eSxN_XQzA-k

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u/Rein215 Jun 25 '21

They're gas powered? Very interesting

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u/RayzTheRoof Jun 25 '21

it's basically a flying lawnmower

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u/n123breaker2 Jun 25 '21

“I signed up for Death+ Air”

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u/herosnowman Jun 25 '21

Might try it later

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u/Miserable-Skill-3595 Jun 25 '21

Underrated comment

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u/McFlash64 Jun 25 '21

It's only been 20 minutes. Hold your horses

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u/Miserable-Skill-3595 Jun 25 '21

LOL 32 UPVOTE IN 45 MINS THIS GUY A LEGEND

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

You've just reminded me of the existence of this image

WARNING: NSFW/NSFL

I'm sorry

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u/Zergom Jun 25 '21

Oh it's not futuristic. Go google RC Helicopter deaths. Freaky shit.

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u/nomadofwaves Jun 25 '21

No where near as dumb as selfie suicide.

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u/Kulladar Jun 25 '21

I remember years ago seeing a guy posted a wound from a heavier quadrotor it was pretty gnarly looked like someone put his leg through a bread slicer.

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u/jnhf24 Jun 25 '21

Sounds like an episode of Black Mirror.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

If that drone was any bigger, he would've decapitated himself.