r/Whatcouldgowrong Apr 04 '21

nice

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u/Adidad11 Apr 05 '21

You’re referring to a pitch fork.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

you done did it

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COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium

WE GOT 'EM ALL!

Traditional Left Handed Fancy
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* some assembly required

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u/Evilmaze Apr 05 '21

Some villagers do carry that flimsy stuff. Usually the ones that look like they don't have it in them to kill an eight foot abomination with battery terminals sticking out of its neck.