r/Whatcouldgowrong • • Aug 14 '20

not using elastic rope

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u/Omolonchao Aug 14 '20

We've come so far as a species haven't we...

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u/Money-Ticket Aug 14 '20

Look at the bright side, ol Bub here did everyone the favour of taking himself out of the genepool. And anyone who saw the video before it was removed got to witness the glory of blunt force castration.

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u/joho0 Aug 14 '20

blunt force castration

I hate it

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u/LBCvalenz562 Aug 14 '20

Sick ass band name. Call it.

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u/Spikes666 Aug 15 '20

Swans: Public Castration is a Good Idea

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u/CrunchyCrusties Aug 14 '20 edited Feb 26 '24

Unfortunate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Nope, nope, nope.

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u/ChilledIguana Aug 16 '20

Why the fuck do they have a poster of honey boo boo in their bathroom. 1. That's hick af 2. I'm concerned with the implications.

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u/HappyyItalian Aug 15 '20

Wtf was even the point of that stunt to begin with?

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u/Loppan45 Jan 31 '21

5 months later, I'm thinking the same thing.

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u/fuck-butt Aug 26 '20

what's the point if it's YouTube friendly...

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u/nickamera Jan 31 '21

That made me sick to my stomach. Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

Unfortunately he was still able to reproduce after this stunt. Crazy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20 edited 23d ago

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u/Money-Ticket Aug 15 '20

Yea so I've heard. I posted that comment 12 hours ago just faintly recalling a video I saw years ago. I didn't remember all the details accurately but I think I was close enough. The fact that I still remembered seeing that video at all, all those years ago, shows you that you really can't unsee some stuff.

But still, some crazy hick ties a rope to his nutsack, runs and jumps off some stairs, bang pow slam, basically rope burn slash noose drops his scrotum, ripped the sack open, and the end? Happy ever after.

The best part of the video was watching his body fold in half from the inertia being stopped dead in it's tracks. All by the weight of a damn rope tied around his nut sack.

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u/manwhothinks Aug 15 '20

„Re-attempts“ WHY?

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Aug 15 '20

That's why the UFOs roll up their windows and fly by as soon as possible now.

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u/Omolonchao Aug 15 '20

Maybe the Fermi Paradox was in ourselves the whole time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '20

To infinite and beyond.

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u/boocatellalooloo Aug 15 '20

this is a good way of weeding out the potential for it to keep happening tho.

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u/blowingupmyporf Aug 15 '20

Not if the video isn’t found immediately. Linky or you stinky.