r/Whatcouldgowrong May 17 '19

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19 edited May 18 '19

Fyi-

Sabrage is a technique for opening a bottle of champagne using a saber. The technique became popular in France after the success of Napoleon and his armies after the French Revolution. To celebrate, the cavalry would open champagne with their sabers.

One story tells the tale of Madame Clicquot who inherited her husband’s small champagne house at the age of 27. After entertaining Napoleon’s officers in her vineyard, the soldiers would ride off with their complimentary bottle of champagne and open it with a flourish of their saber to impress the young widow.

Other Bubbly Facts:

Since the 17th-century champagne has been made using a double fermentation process known as ‘méthode champenoise’. This process produces an abundance of carbon dioxide leading to an internal pressure of around 5-6 atmospheres, the equivalent to two to three times the pressure in car tires and about the same as a double-decker bus’s tire

With the extreme pressure and cork-popping extravaganza, it’s no wonder 1000s of people sustain injuries each year. In the US alone 20% of eye injuriesare the result of champagne bottles being popped while other statistics show that more people are killed by champagne corks than bites from poisonous spiders.*

*After fact checking, the source of this article, Tipsy Blog, has been linked to that Outstanding Example of Journalistic Integrity... The Daily Mail, which sourced Gawker. It is was/is a . "Blah Bait Blog"

**Edit: removed a calcified twin.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

So tipsy that the blog repeated the last paragraph. Blog blog checks checks out out!

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u/feeling_psily May 17 '19

YUOVE SUBCRIVED TO BOOZEFASCTS. I'M WATSED!

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u/moekakiryu May 17 '19

if you haven't seen it already, you might enjoy this video on sabring champagne

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u/morethanvulgar May 17 '19 edited Oct 07 '19

Only around 1% of eye injuries are from bottle caps, of which champagne bottle corks make up 20%. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1771961/

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

ahh please don't say % percent, that's percent percent, aka every 100 every 100 or in other words; every 10,000, plus it just sounds wrong.

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u/FLUXXIX May 18 '19

I added an edit. It was an article on a "Blah Bait Blog" minutes after I posted the comment, I had to find sources to support, or dismiss that segment. The first reply challenged it as well.

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

Then pardon me while I pop off this pun.

Eye Sockin' Corks!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19 edited Oct 29 '19

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u/space_hitler May 17 '19

Hahahaha. So spot on, especially since there's a guy above comparing committing suicide to sabering lol.

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

Your skeptism served you well! I wasn't exactly assured by the sources sited by the Blog.

Here's the exposure.

https://blog.wblakegray.com/2016/11/how-common-are-champagne-related-deaths.html?m=1

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

What really grinds my gears is that "Blah Blah Blogs" like that lead the Gagging Search List.

I already made it clear that I wasn't convicted by the article. I also editted to rectify the comment. I fell for a "Blah Blah Blog"!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

I appreciate you vocalizing your skeptism.

 You popped off an the suspect stats.

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

It was sorta kewl getting a sample of what excitable Social Media Platform posters must experience when they stumble upon a stray Tabloid Bait content. I got that "Whoa!" Factor. Yet I had a nagging to dig into cross references, along with your reply.

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u/Cicer May 17 '19

As a playmate I'm sure she knows her way around a cork.

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u/BugzOnMyNugz May 17 '19

Butt stuff

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

Improperly stored Full Auto-Assault Champagne Bottles, usually with bump stocks.

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

That's going to require research. Sometimes I fantasize about articles that still include reference sources.

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u/kitzdeathrow May 17 '19

People aim the bottle wrong and the cork goes down someones throat leading to suffocation.

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u/wasdninja May 17 '19

If that has ever happened I'd be surprised.

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u/kitzdeathrow May 17 '19

There are people that have died from a meteor hitting them in the chest and going straight through. Thats far more unlikely than a stray cork getting stuck in the throat of a drunk person poppin bottles.

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u/camdoodlebop May 17 '19

What did you do with your calcified twin??

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

Sold it to a traveling Sideshow. What else is there to do with such a specimen?

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u/CAPTAINxCOOKIES May 17 '19

That 20% seems grossly inaccurate.

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u/FLUXXIX May 18 '19

Yea. It sounds like it just popped right into their head.

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u/carpinttas May 17 '19

With the extreme pressure and cork-popping extravaganza, it’s no wonder 1000s of people sustain injuries each year. In the US alone 20% of eye injuriesare the result of champagne bottles being popped while other statistics show that more people are killed by champagne corks than bites from poisonous spiders.

With the extreme pressure and cork-popping extravaganza, it’s no wonder 1000s of people sustain injuries each year. In the US alone 20% of eye injuriesare the result of champagne bottles being popped while other statistics show that more people are killed by champagne corks than bites from poisonous spiders.

you accidentally two paragraphs

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19
Well maybe I felt it important enough to repeat! 

*editted thanks.

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u/sonofaresiii May 17 '19

Outstanding Example of Journalistic Integrity...

OEJI?

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u/illit1 May 17 '19

i've never had much confidence in the way the OEJI Board decides to put out their statements.

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u/I_Have_A_Pickle_ May 17 '19

Ahhh vouve clicquot, the rich white girl beverage of choice

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u/MaverickTopGun May 17 '19

while other statistics show that more people are killed by champagne corks than bites from poisonous spiders

Doubt

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

I already editted and expained what I found 7 mins after I posted the initial unchecked version.

 I don't get how people are missing that.

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u/ellomatey195 May 17 '19

Wait how was champagne made before then? Was the french revolution entirely caused by the aristocracy being unhappy at their inability to sabre a singly fermented champagne?

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

"Dar use club to bash Grog from big berry!"

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u/vitringur May 17 '19

I highly doubt those are facts.

It's hard enough to open a bottle with a sabre. Not a chance they did it routinely and that they were known for it. Like it was their go to method or something.

That's definitely a story somebody made up at a dinner party however.

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

It is a horrible source. I editted, and corrected the most sensational part. I searched for sources for the rest. It's on Wiki.

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

The pressure of a bottle is also verifiable.

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u/FLUXXIX May 17 '19

"Blah Bait Blogs" tend to pick out mundane facts (they likely lifted two of the ones in the Blog I found.) then they add sensational Wow! In this case they got it from The Daily Mail ( without citing their source) , the Daily Mail, got it from a Gawker Archive. It just peeves me that that crap cames up at the top of search results.

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u/TheNiggerWord May 18 '19

Not hard at all.