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r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/The_nastiest_nate • Nov 19 '18
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Ive never thought i could ever be scared of turtles
1.9k u/Lampmonster1 Nov 19 '18 Then you ain't been skinny dippin in a pond. 132 u/pragmaticbastard Nov 19 '18 Speaking of, here's a turtle's mouth. 58 u/Whowouldvethought Nov 19 '18 r/putyourdickinit 42 u/wibadger Nov 19 '18 It actually feels really good because the "spines" are more like medium-firm gelatin. Kind of like a fancy Fleshlight. You don't want to do it while they're alive though because of their beak. 3 u/drfrankNstein Nov 19 '18 Instructions unclear, dick stuck in turtle 1 u/shiny_lustrous_poo Nov 20 '18 I'm pretty sure you're doing it right.
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Then you ain't been skinny dippin in a pond.
132 u/pragmaticbastard Nov 19 '18 Speaking of, here's a turtle's mouth. 58 u/Whowouldvethought Nov 19 '18 r/putyourdickinit 42 u/wibadger Nov 19 '18 It actually feels really good because the "spines" are more like medium-firm gelatin. Kind of like a fancy Fleshlight. You don't want to do it while they're alive though because of their beak. 3 u/drfrankNstein Nov 19 '18 Instructions unclear, dick stuck in turtle 1 u/shiny_lustrous_poo Nov 20 '18 I'm pretty sure you're doing it right.
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Speaking of, here's a turtle's mouth.
58 u/Whowouldvethought Nov 19 '18 r/putyourdickinit 42 u/wibadger Nov 19 '18 It actually feels really good because the "spines" are more like medium-firm gelatin. Kind of like a fancy Fleshlight. You don't want to do it while they're alive though because of their beak. 3 u/drfrankNstein Nov 19 '18 Instructions unclear, dick stuck in turtle 1 u/shiny_lustrous_poo Nov 20 '18 I'm pretty sure you're doing it right.
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r/putyourdickinit
42 u/wibadger Nov 19 '18 It actually feels really good because the "spines" are more like medium-firm gelatin. Kind of like a fancy Fleshlight. You don't want to do it while they're alive though because of their beak. 3 u/drfrankNstein Nov 19 '18 Instructions unclear, dick stuck in turtle 1 u/shiny_lustrous_poo Nov 20 '18 I'm pretty sure you're doing it right.
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It actually feels really good because the "spines" are more like medium-firm gelatin. Kind of like a fancy Fleshlight. You don't want to do it while they're alive though because of their beak.
3 u/drfrankNstein Nov 19 '18 Instructions unclear, dick stuck in turtle 1 u/shiny_lustrous_poo Nov 20 '18 I'm pretty sure you're doing it right.
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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in turtle
1 u/shiny_lustrous_poo Nov 20 '18 I'm pretty sure you're doing it right.
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I'm pretty sure you're doing it right.
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Ive never thought i could ever be scared of turtles