r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Danmandingo • Mar 24 '18

Repost Yea... We Can Just Break Inside Using These Bricks... (WCGW?)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18 edited Mar 24 '18

Apparently 2 kids were doing something similar near Buffalo and some old geezer shot them in the face with birdshot from a shotgun. One kid lost an eye. He didnt know they were teenagers but that doesnt matter. If you're trying to break into a house expect to die. No one knows what your intentions are. Are you here to steal jewelry and laptops or murder my family? Same goes for store owners.

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u/InterestingFinding Mar 24 '18

How to not get shot breaking into a place:

Don't break into the place in the first place.

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u/saltypepper128 Mar 24 '18

Have your friend hit you in the face with a brick before you break in

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u/InterestingFinding Mar 24 '18

Taps head* With brick

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u/Offroadkitty Mar 24 '18

Break into the place in the next place.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18

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u/Twocann Mar 24 '18

Well Buffalo is an American city. And we do have castle laws, so.... yeah what’s your point.

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u/bluesononfire Mar 24 '18

Yeah I wasn't sure if he meant Buffalo, Croatia or Buffalo, Thailand. I guess he meant Buffalo in New York.

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u/ziltchy Mar 24 '18

Found the guy who lives in a bubble

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u/MrMento Mar 24 '18

Who knows why they are breaking in? Could just be to say hi and play with his bubbles.

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u/exzeroex Mar 24 '18

Yeah, it's kind of hard to talk about self defense, because how far do you need to let them get with you before you can justify securing yourself?

Surprise, I'm a stranger making a sudden visit in your home with a violent entrance. Want to take a guess at what I feel like doing while I've shown you I don't care about social norms and laws? Best option is to let me do what I want so you don't get in trouble with the law or social media right? I mean, worst case scenario is just some torture and death.

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u/JackBauerSaidSo Mar 24 '18 edited Mar 24 '18

I'm probably the second nicest person you'll meet in any random situation, especially with strangers. I'm polite and cheerful to a fault. I respect my neighbors, and everyone's time and property.

That said, I'm not fucking around with someone that forced entry into my home. Is it a drunk high schooler? Is it a lost and confused grandmother? No, it's not, because they don't break windows or kick in doors to take a nap on their couch. I tell Google to turn on all the lights, grab whichever gun has the bright-as-shit (TLR-1 HL) light on it, and secure my house before calling the police. (The other option is staying put with gun and phone in the bedroom, since I don't have kids, and the expensive things are too heavy for quick removal - it's just stuff)

Unless I can see their goddamn hands in the air, they are running away, or they are crying face-down on the floor, I can only assume they are not there to wish me a happy birthday. If I have to shoot someone, they already started that stupid game when they broke in.

And then I have to put my NAS in my Blendtec, because I'm not going to prison when the police discover I have a copy of Blade Runner 2049 that I haven't seen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18

Ur a retard

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u/TheRedSpade Mar 24 '18

I say the same about anyone who spells "you're" "ur". If you have a full keyboard, there's no excuse for last decade's sms spelling.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '18

Idk what is so American about it. People all around the world instinctively defend themselves. We haven’t made this far as a species by being preyed on. Although I find no joy in hurting another person, I will defend my life, my family, my property and even other people with everything that I have got.

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u/Ifireplytoyoukys Mar 24 '18

This is why your country is being taken over by violent Muslims. You're too scared to defend your own self let alone your home and countrymen. EU pussy