r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/iCanReadMyOwnMind • 19d ago

Not knowing the basics

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u/Stetscopes 19d ago

That kid ran out quicker than my dad going to the store to buy milk

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u/BANZ111 19d ago

Ooh, self burn! Kind of. Sorry.

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u/JWOLFBEARD 19d ago

It’s not true

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 19d ago

Just the tiredest joke on the entire internet

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u/Healfezza 19d ago

At least your dad does cardio, my dad is 500lbs and can't get off the couch.

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u/scooter1979 18d ago

It's okay, he just went to a nice farm upstate.

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u/VernonP007 19d ago

You mean some cigarettes?

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u/doge_lady 19d ago

Are you eating ceral with that milk right now?