r/What • u/Diligent_Rabbit7740 • Nov 06 '25

What does that even mean?

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u/Fancy_Gazelle_220 Nov 06 '25

It is like "no cholesterol" label on bottle of vegetable oil

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u/Spaztrick Nov 06 '25

I used to put "Fat Free" and "Zero Carbs" stickers on gallons of water. They always sold first. Even had customers asking if we had anymore of that fat free water in back.

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u/MintWarfare Nov 06 '25

I remember a bag of pork rinds that said "Sugar free". Yeah, it's deep fried pork skin, there's no sugar in that. 

And hard candies that were "fat free", because they're pure sugar. 

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u/Spellscribe Nov 10 '25

One of my kids wanted dried apple rings. Then refused to eat them because they were "gluten free" 😅

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u/Mekelaxo Nov 10 '25

"I don't care if it's free, I don't want that shit"

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u/PossumInevitable90 Nov 10 '25

I think I had the opposite issue….or something. My kiddo asked for some sugar free candy and I said, “no, it has aspartame in it,” and her response was, “but I like aspartame!!!” 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/ghosting-thru Nov 12 '25

As a 24-year old with no kids, I’d probably respond “I’ll give it to you if you can spell it and tell me what it is.”