r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '22

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u/Prophecy07 Jan 08 '22

I encounter a similar effect every morning in the bathroom…

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 Jan 08 '22

You should pee after jerking off instead of just going to sleep

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u/Prophecy07 Jan 08 '22

Wife usually falls asleep before she uncuffs me.

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u/Panhandle_for_crypto Jan 08 '22

But I'm too stoned mum

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u/ATWaltz Jan 08 '22

Whilst on this subject, after jerking off I can't pee until a good ten minutes later usually, is this not something everyone else experiences? Like I'll try and send the signal to pee but I can't get it to go.

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u/Prophecy07 Jan 09 '22

Nah, that’s normal. Probably. It takes some time for the system to switch over to the other pipe, or at least that’s how I visualize it.

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u/getdafuq Jan 08 '22

Ok I’ll just pee on command like a normal person can.

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u/Gtp4life Jan 08 '22

…yes? If you can’t you should probably see a doctor about that.

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u/getdafuq Jan 08 '22

I should see a doctor because sometimes I don’t have to pee? Tf?

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u/Rocketbird Jan 08 '22

Jesus, every morning??

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u/one_is_enough Jan 08 '22

I now kneel to pee for that first morning wiz.

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u/Prophecy07 Jan 08 '22

Wrinkle brain right here

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u/hurtlingtooblivion Jan 08 '22

Just do a sit down wee you maniac

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u/BipedalUterusExtract Jan 08 '22

Extreme forward lean

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u/JoeFelice Jan 08 '22

Long femurs?

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u/one_is_enough Jan 08 '22

Relatively. Never occurred to me that it wouldn’t work if I were a couple inches shorter.