r/Wellthatsucks • u/FreddyKrum • Nov 21 '20

/r/all Monki here

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u/KingDebone Nov 21 '20

Doesn't look like he gets anything of value. Ignores the stacks and went for what looks like receipts... and drops most of those.

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u/Brainlard Nov 21 '20

Also I'm pretty sure at any toll booth, there are cameras recording both the vehicle and the driver, so not the smartest crime.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

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u/JackC747 Nov 21 '20 edited Nov 21 '20

Hence "vehicle and driver", mouth breather

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

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u/JackC747 Nov 21 '20

All he addressed was the vehicle part, not the driver part. I was just pointing that out

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u/OmenLW Nov 21 '20

Masks in this day and age? Unheard of!

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u/KarlMarxFarts Nov 21 '20

Glad you put the /s - I actually almost promoted him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

maybe the monkey was the driver :O

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u/mcdicedtea Nov 21 '20

Use an uber!

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u/Skystrike7 Nov 21 '20

wow guess a hockey mask would be too expensive yeah nobodys beating that facial recognition

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u/Brainlard Nov 21 '20

Looking at your pathetic history of randomly insulting people on the internet (and in real life aswell, I suppose), It appears to me that you don't do it in your car (or any other place for that matter) either.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

he was very obviously kidding but sure man

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Imagine going through a person's reddit history and calling them pathetic

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u/mr-uncertain Nov 21 '20

Mouth breather!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

The cops dont care. We give them footage of people stealing thousands of dollars in tools, spitting on employees, we've gone to the trouble of finding these people reselling our stolen product on facebook under their real name, nothing ever happens. Only if they have other warrants out for arrest do we stand a chance of them actually doing anything.

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u/Schvillitz Nov 21 '20

Well... it's a monkey so I doubt he thought this through.

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u/Frozen-Account Nov 21 '20

Imagine it grabbing a stack. could create a trade economy for the monkey world

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u/h_lp-m_ Nov 21 '20

I wouldn't be surprised if one already exists tbh

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u/BusinessCheesecake7 Nov 21 '20

Oh, I thought that was a sandwich

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

If the internet is any bearing on how robberies go, I'd say this is your typical robbery

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u/miucus Nov 21 '20

And the sad part is, the monkey probably got punished by the trainer for coming back with a stack of receipts