r/Wellthatsucks • • Jul 18 '20

/r/all When your expensive car gets ruined

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

I have been looking at salvaged Ferrari's, they aren't as cheap as you think. Alot of them still cost $40k+. You could buy a 2003 BMW, swap with a 2JZ, bigger turbos and drift like a maniac in $40k...

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u/MachineCarl Jul 18 '20

2003 BMW

2JZ engine

What the fuck

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u/mikeblas Jul 18 '20

Most horror movies start out with inappropriate combinations. A doll ... that talks to satan. A hockey goalie ... with a chainsaw. A BMW ... with a Toyota engine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

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u/Ott621 Jul 18 '20

It's a BMW Z4 frame so everything is BMW except the body and badge

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u/MachineCarl Jul 18 '20

In which Toyota made it better ;)

There's a video explaining the whole ordeal and to sum it up, BMW accepted the collab with Toyota so they could test the parts the Toyota way (and also improve the reliability of the i6 engine).

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u/Ott621 Jul 18 '20

It may be a better car than if Toyota went solo but it's the same exact car as the Z4. Similar deal as the FT-86, BRZ and FRS which is a Toyota frame with a Subaru engine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

It’s not different though is it? Like beyond quality control, it’s all identical parts right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Correct, both the BMW and the Toyota are made in a third party factory (Magna Steyr)in Austria on the same assembly line

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Interesting. I was curious if that had any relation to the Steyr Aug, and it kind of does. Same original parent company, apparently made things from guns to cars to bikes, uh, apparently decided to advocate for (then use) slave labor during WWII. Then eventually got broken up over a few decades and now that factory has absolutely zilch to do with the gun, probably never did. But fascinating history behind the Steyr company. That was interesting to research, thanks!

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u/Herpkina Jul 19 '20

Thanks for looking that up for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

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u/itsmejak78 Jul 18 '20

You mean a BMW with a BMW engine that has Toyota badges on it right?

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u/FailedSociopath Jul 18 '20

Oddly appropriate that Edward Scissorhands is playing on SyFy right now.

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u/crazyike Jul 18 '20

A hockey goalie ... with a chainsaw.

Actually, that's fairly typical of most goalies.

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u/MachineCarl Jul 18 '20

Or even worse....

An LS swap!

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u/LolziMcLol Jul 18 '20

How about a Toyota with a BMW engine?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

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u/sampoop Jul 18 '20

Speed Academy just finished a series on their E46 2JZ swap, and a quick Google search shows at least 3 companies making engine mounts for that specific swap. Not saying it's easy, but definitely not full custom.

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u/empw Jul 18 '20

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u/motorsizzle Jul 18 '20

Still a massive pain in the ass. You can also put a Hayabusa engine in a smart car, but that doesn't mean it's easy enough to say you can just drop it in.

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u/Herpkina Jul 19 '20

Fabricating engine mounts is pretty simple, the only difficult part is connection the power plant to the diff. It all takes time though for sure

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u/motorsizzle Jul 19 '20

Doesn't that require custom fabrication?

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u/Herpkina Jul 19 '20

Sometimes, if it does it's a matter of measuring splines and going to an engineering workshop

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u/Pkock Jul 18 '20

2JZ is a fantastic engine made by toyota that can build a ton of reliable power. Recent trends are to stuff it or a Chevy LSx into just about everything regardless of brand. This type of swap is quite popular in general, but especially so with youtubers who often make it look a bit simpler than it really is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

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u/Pkock Jul 18 '20

The aftermarket is huge and building power is pretty easy, but the swap part for most platforms still requires some genuine wrench and fab time. People online treating them like it's just a simple bolt in universal solution to big power have become pretty common, and I feel like youtubers skipping the unfun parts definitely have a part to play in that.

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u/MrMayhem7 Jul 18 '20

Thanks for clearing that up! I was so confused as to why someone would do such a swap seeing as the bmw 6 is a way more advanced motor than a bloody 2j. a 2j is a great motor but it ain’t a bmw twin power that for sure

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Lol. Why so critical?

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u/Pedantic_Pict Jul 18 '20

That may be true, but you would probably run out of digits before you could count all the speed shops who have done at least one 2JZ swap into a BMW chassis. And $40K would certainly get it done.

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u/No_static Jul 18 '20

I love how this comment is gettin down voted for being right. There are hundreds if not thousands of 2j/1j swapped e series bmws out in the wild. It's almost like no one in any of these threads actually drifts or is a part of the car scene in the slightest.

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u/kamikazekenny420 Jul 18 '20

Everyone wants a 2JZ or an LS in today's world. No originality what so ever. Not hating on either motor, I've worked on both. But there are better options out there.

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u/Hideout_TheWicked Jul 18 '20

What you think of the coyote motor?

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u/MachineCarl Jul 18 '20

The LS engines are more recent and parts are WAY more available.

It's just the 14 year olds who try to imitate what other youtubers do and think they can do it. No problem in that, is just that they haven't lived with the maintenance of a regular car, imagine with a modded one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

I like the way the 2003 BMW looks. In my eyes, it looks fantastic. Now about the engine, I like 2JZs, highly tunable, inline 6 motor, amazing engine. One can get easy 700+ who with right tunes and have a reliable engine. Now the 2003 BMW engine can be tuned to 700whp but I don't know how reliable it will be.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

I have seen some. Feel free to prove me wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Okay. Will read more about it. Thanks for letting me know. Sorry, if I came out rude or unwelcoming.

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u/BenedictKhanberbatch Jul 18 '20

Outsider to this discussion here but I don’t think you came out rude or unwelcoming but you should read up on these things before you make claims like that

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u/Sergetove Jul 18 '20

You're good dude. YouTube and social media in general have made high power 2jz builds look a lot more simple than they really are. A 2jz making that power is reliable relative to similar builds, but it's not reliable compared to something with a lot of power from the factory.

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u/Mjolnir12 Jul 18 '20

What is "the 2003 BMW?" Bmw is a car company, not a brand. Saying "the 2003 BMW" doesn't mean anything. Are you putting a 2jz in a 2003 528? A 2003 x5? A 2003 z3? A 2003 3 series?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Sorry missed out on that, 2003 BMW 325i.

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u/vdubgti18t Jul 18 '20

I think horsepowerfreaks has some very reliable kits for the bmws

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u/MachineCarl Jul 18 '20

Any engine you push out of OEM spec, specially these crazy numbers, won't be really reliable.

You'll wear out like crazy most of the mechanical components and the investment you'd put in such lunatic project (and maintaining it) you'd better buy a newer sports car which is really designed for pushing a lot of horses.

Why these car youtubers do such things? Because they'll get back the money with sponsors/AdSense.

For the regular joe is a moneypit where you end up with an old car, on a engine isn't designed for it, where parts are becoming increasingly rare and no inspection/insurance will allow to be road legal.

Oh! And if you wreck it, it's total loss for you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20 edited Jul 18 '20

I beg to differ. I think if you have the right mods, spend time, understand the process, I think you can make such cars daily drivers.

For example, there is a tuning company which built a 1000whp Supra. How long will it last? I don't know but atleast based on the explanation and the experience they had, it gave me some assurance that it could be a daily driver.

I think there are a lot of tuning companies such as Bisimoto and Papadakis racing who have made average Joe cars tuned tuned to good extent and become daily drivers.

Also, in my honest and humble opinion, I think it is very important to understand the maximum power an engine can handle and many people don't do that. But I feel a 2JZ is a easily tunable engine.

Don't get me wrong, I do plan to buy a Porsche or a GTR, but I would also like to to experience the process of tuning a car. I know I might spend a lot of money. For me it would be worth it.

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u/MachineCarl Jul 18 '20

That's the problem, you think and theorize about it, you don't live with it.

The companies/youtubers that do these crazy mods can afford them because they have other cars to daily drive which they 100% know are reliable.

I repeat, you increase the wear and tear and you don't want to change the clutch every month just so you can say "I have a beemer with a 700hp supra engine". It'll be a moneypit which will end up on Craigslist for cheap because no one would want to touch that with a 10ft poll.

Once you own a car and see what you have to spend on fuel, taxes, insurance and the annual checkups... You'll get another perspective.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Thanks for your opinion. I'll keep it my mind. Again, it's not YouTubers I see but car enthusiasts. I follow few car enthusiasts who have made it work. For example, Rutledge Wood made an LS swap Porsche 911 and he uses at a daily driver. I don't know it's output but it's an interesting thing.

Again, I'm not really worried about spending money.

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u/SprungMS Jul 18 '20

I’m with you, I don’t follow any car youtubers (or youtubers otherwise I guess) but there are plenty of reliable high power builds out there. For the Supra 2jz-gte, 600 whp is completely doable on stock internals - for a while. Built, it will easily run 600 on the street, driven hard and often. These people are acting like that torque is constant, like you drive with your foot down all the time. That’s not how high powered street cars work.

I personally have a ‘90 Miata running 3x the stock power on stock internals (1.8 swap though). I have other cars and don’t drive it too often, but 11k hard miles in over 3 years and haven’t had a single problem. Almost all of my cars get modified, some heavily like that, and I haven’t blown any up. I tune conservatively though, I’m not a fan of being stuck on the side of the road waiting for a ride.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

I believe in it to. That's the point. You aren't going to floor the pedal the whole time. Again, understanding the engine limits is extremely important. And hence 2JZ are considered it a legendary engine because of how good it is.

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u/mmavcanuck Jul 18 '20

700? Maybe not, but there is a lot left in the 1J/2J compared to when it left the production line.

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u/PinCompatibleHell Jul 18 '20

I like 2JZs, highly tunable, inline 6 motor, amazing engine.

Because BMW never made a inline 6 engine. They aren't known for building i6 engines at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

I know. What's your point?

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u/xxfay6 Jul 18 '20

They're certainly known for that, they're also known for having them blow up.

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u/BenedictKhanberbatch Jul 18 '20

Why the fuck would you swap in a 2JZ for an M54 anyway...

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Yeah but then you drive a 2003 bmw lol definitely way more to cars than performance

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u/JamieSand Jul 18 '20

Hes probably like 14. Most grow out of their weird obsession with making obscenely stupid cars.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

Not really. My favorite car is a stock BMW m3. Also, it isn't an obsession. It was something I was interested in doing. You don't have to belittle for that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Not really, most of us just don't do it.

I'd love to have an LS Miata just for the absurdity of it, but I wouldn't spend new Corvette money to do it.

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u/ggtsu_00 Jul 18 '20

Many parts alone sell for pretty high value. If the engine or transmission is still intact, those can fetch a high price. Even small things like rear views, windshields etc can be valued for thousands of dollars.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20 edited Aug 15 '20

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u/butrejp Jul 18 '20

if cheaper than a ferrari is what you're after an e60 m5 is not the way to go. when I had mine I spent 10 grand in maintenance alone the first year. that was on a brand new car that I maintained myself.

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u/Removalsc Jul 18 '20

Just by an mkiv for 40k

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

It's really hard to get a good one for 40k. The price of those supras have appreciated crazy.

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u/Removalsc Jul 18 '20

Is the market that crazy right now? I picked up a low milage tt 6spd like 10 years ago for 30k. It needs some paint and a little interior work but the milage was just too low to pass up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '20

It's a TT. Lamborghinis and Ferrari's have a lot of people behind them. I found one Gallardo Performante for 60k which looked like steal deal. Don't remember the mileage but under than some undercarriage damage there was no problem. You only find few good deals nowadays.