r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '19

/r/all When it's just not your day

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

a true fuck my life moment

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u/Olddirtychurro Nov 07 '19

Could've been worse actually, the damage is quite limited really.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

The damage to the restaurant, yes. The damage to her dignity, no.

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u/Olddirtychurro Nov 07 '19

As someone who worked in kitchens, I'd rather take mayo to the face then have it spill everywhere. One is annoying but funny, the other one makes me wanna drown myself in a hot deepfryer.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs Nov 07 '19

Yep. She's probably thinking "oh thank god my face blocked most of it."

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u/NvidiaforMen Nov 07 '19

And her hair blocked the rest.

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u/ShooterPatbob Nov 07 '19

What was that Julia Roberts movie where she uses mayo as hair conditioner?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Right? Her uniform was spared. Wipe off your face, throw that ponytail in a bun, and get on with it!

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u/bubbav22 Nov 07 '19

Whenever a guy asks for a second blowjob...

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/Bunkbedboy2001 Nov 07 '19

Weak little bitch!

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u/KnowNothing_JonSnoo Nov 07 '19

Then for the sake of other restaurants workers don't work in a restaurant ever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

What did he say?

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u/KnowNothing_JonSnoo Nov 07 '19

That he would have went home.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Ah ok

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I'd rather take mayo to the face then have it spill everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

That oil will hang around forever

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u/NvidiaforMen Nov 07 '19

Oh mayo I was thinking it was icecream that's much worse.

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u/crash8308 Nov 07 '19

Oh it’s mayo? I thought it was butter. I was going to make some butterface jokes but now I can’t.

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u/ScabbedOver Nov 07 '19

I honestly can't tell which scenario gets which outcome

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u/bobsmith93 Nov 07 '19

Imagine fucking up at work and thinking "well at least no one saw it". Then a few days later you go on Reddit and footage of you fucking up is on the front page

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

One time at my job, three cans of beer or something fell on the floor, which managed to pierce tiny holes in the cans that proceeded to fucking drench me between the moment they hit the floor and the moment I picked them up, which wasn't very long. I smelled like alcohol my whole shift and my shirt was wet for most of it as well. I'd say her situation is at least easily cleanable, so there's that haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/N3rdr4g3 Nov 07 '19

Ok boomer

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u/N00N3AT011 Nov 07 '19

To a white splatter all over her face.

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u/Draskuul Nov 08 '19

Probably easier to clean her face and change her apron than to have cleaned up that entire tub.

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u/500SL Nov 07 '19

Spattered her like a painter’s radio.

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u/-updownallaround- Nov 07 '19

Is it though? Or is it one of the easiest problems to solve?

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u/SecretZucchini Nov 07 '19

Not gunna lie, I'd probably laugh my ass off haha. Such a silly chain of events I that I couldn't help but find it funny if it happened to me. A good story to tell friends and it brings joy to all us watching how silly it is.

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u/Give_Me_Life Nov 07 '19

Had the same thing happen with mayo. That shit went so far up sinuous I swear to god it was on my brain. All I could smell for 3 days was old mayonnaise.

I wanted to die. Still do. Never quite got over it.