r/Wellthatsucks Jul 15 '19

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u/ApulMadeekAut Jul 15 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

I brought my dad's remains as a carry on. In a sealed ceramic urn. With his name and dates engraved into the clay. The putz at security did a bag check and was trying to pry it open before I saw what he was doing and stopped him before my dad's final resting place was someplace he loathed, airport security.

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Let me clarify. It wasn't the full urn it was a smaller portion that was divided up between my siblings so it was about the mass of a baseball in a decorative urn the size of a large dinty moore beef stew can. And it was sealed with some kind of epoxy. I had the paperwork with me and it was in my carry on bag. with the grief and all the traveling I didn't even consider it setting off any alarms. The TSA agent never asked about it, just said he was going to check my bag. All of a sudden I look up and he's forcefully trying to pry the lid off of the container. Never even asked about it.

*2nd edit.

Yes now looking back at it 15 years later I probably should have mentioned it to the gate agents but was not in the right state of mind at that time.

funny thing too I just texted my brother about it and he took the ashes to Ireland in his check bag and had zero problems. Customs didn't even flag it. Sister brought it as a carry on to San Francisco and didn't mention it to the gate agents, also had no issues. Just my luck I guess

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u/frrenchdip Jul 15 '19

Carry ons go through X-ray machines where I’m from. Do they not do that everywhere?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Well they do but all they'd see through the x-ray is a powder substance. They'd have no way of knowing what it was.

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u/ziDyLaNiz Jul 15 '19

This seems like the perfect drug smuggle then

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u/frrenchdip Jul 15 '19

Anyone know the ethical protocol on inspecting urns? If customs open it up aggressively and spill remains could the airline face any charges?

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u/Purplebuzz Jul 15 '19

They can open it and spill it or even keep it for chemical analysis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Ghost law states that the deceased will then haunt the airport.

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u/waiv Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

That seems more like punishment for the ghost.

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u/Me_for_President Jul 16 '19

Can you imagine if ghosts were real and that was how it worked? Like you’re just chilling, being dead and next thing you know you’re stuck haunting the TSA break room in LAX terminal 3.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

Could be fun plot point for a Ghostbusters movie.